Dear Pungents, wedding puns please. ~Janet, Saint John, NB

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Show me the matrimony!
2. Bride the Lightning
3. The wedding was going to cost a gazellion dollars, so I helped my aunt elope; she said 'Thanks deer! When I saw the bill, I bissed my pants.'

Dear Pungents, I'm making a music site for musicians to network, and want to use the word 'band' and something else. It will be for the URL. ~Mollie, Spokane, WA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT

1. Band Together
2. Band Job
3. Band-Garagenous Zone
4. Band-with

Dear Pungents, I and seven other college-age women are competing in an 80-mile relay called Woods to Water. We need a team name that could also serve as inspiration for costumes. Help!
~Sara, Northfield, MN

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. The 8-team
2. The Miley Sore Asses
3. The Woody Wood-Packers
4. Water Relaytionship!

Dear Pungents, this service is ace! Well done. I'm going to be talking to a group of conservationists soon and would like puns based around the words 'wildlife' or 'wild', with a nature/adventure theme. If you can help that'd be amazing. cheers. ~Matt, Bristol, England

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Conservationists live the wild life.
2. I nude you weren't just naturists!
3. I commend you for following the natur-o-path.
4. Well, well... it sure has been a wild.
   

Dear Pungents, I need beach-related puns I can use on posters to inform and invite our hospital intensive care staff to a beach party. ~Brendon, Columbus, OH

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Come on out to the sun of a beach party.
2. We have the cure for your ocean splints.
3. ICU at the beach.
4. Don't be a trauma queen; come out to the beach.

Dear Pungents, puns about strippers please. ~Sophie, Luton, England

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Do strippers charge customers by the guy rate?
2. Be careful getting involved in stripping—there are a lot of poleitics.
3. It's hard to get into stripping—the positions are very clothes'd off.
4. Strippers can't play guitar. They're missing their G-string.

Dear Pungents, I need a bowling team name. The team consists of two guys and two girls and we are in the architecture field. ~Fred, Dallas, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Strike First
2. Lane in Ruins
3. Bowl Faced Lies
4. Balls to the Walls
5. Architects of De Spare

Dear Pungents, a pun for a a friend's 25th birthday. She is a great fan of Scrabble and a part-time go-go dancer. ~Jason, New York City

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Letter do what she wants
2. Spell binding
3. Triple-Whored Score
4. Arse and Letter

Dear Pungents, we need a name for our bowling team. We work for the Ontario Works office in Norfolk County. Any assistance would be appreciated. ~Janice, Simcoe, Ontario

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Get Folked
2. After Works Activity
3. Strike Workers
4. Workers on Strike
5. Spare Workers

Dear Pungents, a pun about psychologist suffering from jet lag. ~John, Galway, Ireland

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. My brain is totally Freud.
2. I'm not as Jung as I used to be.
3. I'm having trouble getting over id. (c/o Kevin De Souza)