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TRIPLE TEAM

2010-01-22T11:53:00.000-05:00

Dear Pun Gents, I need a funny name for a 3v3 basketball team. ~Tony, St. Louis

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

Three Guys, Six Balls
Nothing but Ned, Ed and Fred
Slam Allelekum
Dunkin Go Nuts
The Three Pointer Sisters
The Trouble with Triples
Threedom Train

INFO-ATTAINMENT

2010-01-22T11:46:00.001-05:00

Dear Pun Gents, we're updating our clients information and have to call people to update/confirm email addresses. We're forming teams to do it in. Any ideas? Cheers! ~Marlon, Melbourne

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

Address for Success
Track Team
Emailleability
The Check is in the Email

SLICE-ZY BEHAVIOR

2010-01-22T11:11:00.001-05:00

Dear Pun Gents, need a pun on a cake auction. ~Kelly, Chiefland, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

Congratulations, you've just won a brand new carb!
When I see cake, icing for joy.
Flantastic Voyage
Give Piece a Chance
Jack Frosting

'MOLE'ST ME NOT

2010-01-22T11:04:00.001-05:00

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun on the word 'mole' for my chemistry project ~Nija, Lawrenceville, GA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

See a previous request on this topic: "Particle-ular Request"

LAWFUL WEDDED WISECRACKS

2010-01-21T17:22:00.001-05:00

Dear Pun Gents, I'm looking for a punny name for a new blog. Something shorter and more clever than, "One man's quest for figuring out how to plan a gay wedding while negotiating freaked-out family drama and keeping sight of the real reason for getting married - the other groom." Thanks! ~Brian, Boulder, CO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

Groom with a View
Gay Mon!
Married to a Blog - but he's a nice fella!
Aisle Be There
Nup it in the bud
Diary of Stan/Frank
Let's Wed and See

MY MOTHER AND FEATHER

2010-01-21T17:14:00.001-05:00

Dear Pun Gents, I have a picture of my mom wearing a turkey hat. I would like a pun that describes her life, but has to do with turkeys. ~Harrison, North Brunswick

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

She wattles when she walks.
She's got the right stuffing!
She always listened to Charlie 'Bird' Parker
She was blessed by Gobble Almighty!

WE DE-LIVER!

2010-01-21T17:08:00.001-05:00

Dear Pun Gents, we have to rename a liquor store. My wife runs it full-time. We sell beer, spirits, a little wine. Blue-collar store in an old neighborhood. ~Matt, Shawnee, KS (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

What Ales You
Liquor-ner Store
Inebriattitude
Boozunteit
Mom and Pop Shots

THE BUCK SHOTS HERE

2010-01-21T16:57:00.001-05:00

Dear Pun Gents, I'm looking for a pun for a shot glass for a bachelorette party. It's a run of the mill drinking party. Something unique. ~Michelle, Windsor, ON

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

Bride is one of the 7 deadly gins.
Bailey able to stand
Jello Hooters
Shoot Your Load.
Gal-liano
Totally Kahlua-lass

WAIT... BEER ME OUT!

2010-01-21T16:50:00.001-05:00

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun to ask a friend to buy beer or alcohol. ~Joey, Redlands, CA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

Ale be forever grateful.
Don't make me go boozerk.
Wine not?
Vodka I do for you?
It's not going tequila-ya
Can I ask you a martini tiny favour?

YO, BUM RUSH THE SNOW

2010-01-21T16:45:00.002-05:00

Dear Pun Gents, I am in a curling bonspiel called the 'BUMspiel' - BUMS stands for Berseker Urban Motorcycle Squad. I need a team name with curling and bums. Or just some original curling names for 4 people thrown together to curl. ~Shelley, Calgary, AB

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

Ass-assins with Rocks
Bumsweepers
Crack Squad
The Icy Receptionists
Skip to the Loo
We'll Skip Rinks Around You

MOVERS AND SHAKERS

2010-01-21T16:36:00.001-05:00

Dear Pun Gents, I need a team name for an office team in a transportation engineering firm, but no one on the team is an engineer. ~Amy, Salt Lake City, UT

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

Trans Sports
Engine and Tonic
There's no Engine, Here
The Colossus of Roads

DUBLIN THE FUN

2010-01-21T16:32:00.001-05:00

Dear Pun Gents, ~Tyla, Brighton, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

Read Joyce and be glad!
Irish men make me weak in the Neeson
I'm drunk - I'm not wearing any bar!
Guinness gracious!
Ale be back.

MATRIMONY MONY

2010-01-21T16:26:00.002-05:00

Dear Pun Gents, some good wedding band names. ~Lisa, Tampa, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

The Wedding Band
Band for Life
Big Rock
Aislevis Priestley
Easy Briders

WE JUST FIT

2010-01-21T16:21:00.001-05:00

Dear Pun Gents, I'm wanting a Valentine's Day pun based around the themes weight loss / gym / love handles / exercise / etc. ~Lach, Brisbane, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT

Sexercise?
Lose 214 pounds for Valentine's Day
OR
Give her 214 pounds. Watch the V.D!
I can't weight for Valentine's
You be fit me
Love. Handle it.

MAN! I FOUL LIKE A WOMAN!

2010-01-18T11:55:00.001-05:00

Dear Pun Gents, We're looking for a clever name for our women's tennis team. We're a city, public court team that plays out of Golden Gate Park in San Francisco. ~Nina, San Francisco (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

Feelin Frisci
John Cougar Tennis Camp
Servivors
We're HardCourt
Clay Lady, Clay
Clayla
Female Agassins
Stringers in the night
Spinderellas
Drop it Like it's Shot
Backhand and Lobbin (Batman and Robin)
Golden Girls

AHEAD OF THE PUCK

2010-01-08T13:01:00.001-05:00

Dear Pun Gents, we did a science project on how fast you can shoot a hockey puck and we need a title! ~Jen, Laurel, MD

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

How Pucking Fast?
One Tough Disc ice on
Hockey't Science
The Mighty Pucks
Ahead of the Puck
Clocks-pucker

SOUNDING BOARD

2010-01-08T12:52:00.001-05:00

Dear Pun Gents, A good one for a film soundtrack service please. ~Jeremy, Letterkenny, Ireland

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

You Shoot, We Score
Audio Fellow

4 CLOSURE

2010-01-08T12:48:00.001-05:00

Dear Pun Gents, we need a legal based pub name for our social event, even better if it also included the number 4. Many thanks! ~Will, London

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

Four Courtsmen of the Apocalypse
I fourght the law and the law won
Twitter name: @hornies
Fourth right behaviour

CHICKS WITH CLICKS

2010-01-08T11:37:00.001-05:00

Dear Pun Gents, I'm putting together a bachelorette-party 5k run for the bridesmaids. Looking for a pun to put on the t-shirts. ~Maria, Chicago

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

Chick Click Clique
The Sprintcess Bride
Wedding Train-ing

PANT OPTIONAL BEACH PARTY

2010-01-08T11:34:00.001-05:00

Dear Pun Gents, a pun for a beach theme for a dog party. ~Jen, Durango, CO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

This party totally drools!
Dachshund Through the Sand
Life's a Bitch
24-hour party pitbulls in the house!
Dog Days of Summer

CAN'T HARDLY WEIGHT

2010-01-08T11:30:00.001-05:00

Dear Pun Gents, I'm emceeing a wedding and looking for some puns. Groom used to be into weightlifting and also works for an insurance company. ~Gary, Melbourne, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

He'll get use to waits for the bathroom.
He seems very claim and collected today.
Before he met her, he pumped a lot of Irene.
He doesn't know squat about marriage.

DRINK AND DRIVE

2009-12-30T12:22:00.001-05:00

Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for an alcohol delivery service. ~Alice, Brisbane, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS

Good to the last drop-off
Rum-runners
Spirits of St. Louis
Ethanol-inclusive
De-livery
Ba car di
Broken Down Golf Carts

HOS OF PAIN

2009-12-30T12:16:00.001-05:00

Dear Pun Gents, I would like a pun or slogan for pediatric pain for a preventative pain hospital program. ~Beth, Phoenix, AZ

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

The pain isn't mightier
Check your PainPal account
Stop painment

HIVE FIVE

2009-12-30T12:07:00.001-05:00

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun name for a bee mascot! ~Lauren, Perth, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT;

Beelzebub
Buzzooka Joe
The Great Swarmy
Attila the Honey
Queentin Tarantino
Bumble Rap

COME AND SEA

2009-12-30T12:04:00.001-05:00

Dear Pun Gents, I need pun for a headline on review of the musical South Pacific. ~Elaine, Dallas

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

Someone should throw the cast away.
You Guada see it!
Come out for Emile and a musical.
I've got half an ocean to sea it again.