I’m thinking of buying one of those vegetable-powered, ‘biodiesel’ cars. In fact I hear the new Strutabagar is quite comfortable. It has ample leg-ume.
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I picked up a rock, then I realized it was a pomegranate. It was boulder than anything I expected. I was a stone ished
2 people groaned at this
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Those who box gets in arm’s way.
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What do you call poutine without gravy, or cheese curds? Routine.
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The authorities lifted the restrictions on chariots, and gave the people cart blanche to drive whatever they wanted. Everyone quickly jumped on the banned wagons.
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I miss sugar. After all these years we glucose.
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Buy a winnebagel. You have muffin to lose. People might think you’re cookie, but donut listen.
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Complaining about the lack of sunlight in some countries is an ethnic solar.
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The pirate with a parrot had a real chirp on his shoulder.
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Unnamed rodents are anonymouse.