When North American aboriginal cannibals had a successful hunt they would thank the Cree ater.
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Which famous animal behoofiourist mooonlighted as a cowhide tanner?
BF Skinner.
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When North American aboriginal cannibals had a successful hunt they would thank the Cree ater.
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Economically speaking, does the brassiere industry go through a bazoom-bust cycle?
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I don’t mind lazy people. They speak my languid. So I am sloth to criticize.
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Airbnbing in a small vacation town is dangerous. You may run into some village-rent people.
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I picked up a rock, then I realized it was a pomegranate. It was boulder than anything I expected. I was a stone ished
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I’m thinking of buying one of those vegetable-powered, ‘biodiesel’ cars. In fact I hear the new Strutabagar is quite comfortable. It has ample leg-ume.
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Those who box gets in arm’s way.
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What do you call poutine without gravy, or cheese curds? Routine.
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The authorities lifted the restrictions on chariots, and gave the people cart blanche to drive whatever they wanted. Everyone quickly jumped on the banned wagons.