I was so happy to get over my paralysis. In fact I was ex-static.
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Alternate title for Homer’s Iliad?
Of Mycenaean Men.
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My quest to make money selling pants is income pleat.
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It must be hard being colour-blind. It’s a purples-less existence.
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I work for a guy named James. Guess you say could I’ve joined the Jim.
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I met a hobo on the street who was quite contemplative. It must have been the mulled wino.
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Hear about the conductor who got in trouble for slapping a woman’s bass at a party? He was flouting etiquette, acting like a bassoon, so she cried, “Oboe you don’t! I’m not your sax partner!”
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I collect cows and mushrooms. I have a lot of fungi bull assets.
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An unhappy cat is purrsimonious.