Carpenters are poly hammerous. They even do it with nailiens.
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I eat shoes, cuz I’m a sole full guy.
4 people groaned at this
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What do you call Bill Gates with hypothermia? A bluetoe-crat.
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Loggers often have back problems. Usually in their lumbar area.
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When the glacier was asked for an opinion on global warming, it replied “I dunno, I’ve never really thawed about it.”
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How do you surgically remove bad memories?
Get a happendectomy.
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They says there’s not much to do in tiny European republics, but I suckled almost a dozen pigs in Lichtenswine!
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The best time to purchase stocks is when the market hits bought em.
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Hear about the dyslexic clairvoyant nurse who didn’t bother to charge for her services, because she could fee into the suture?
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Gloomy countries like England and Scotland have population problems: they’re overclouded.
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A canal encircling a castle is a rather strange moat of transportation.