The use of smoke in the papal selection proves the Church has a sense of fumer.
Pun of the Day
Pun of the Day
I was looking for a place to roost, so I went to the poultry hotel to chick inn. The guy at front desk was a bad egg (he called me a pecker!) but despite his unpheasantness I didn’t fly the coop: after all, it was only hen bok-boks a night. ‘Only hen clucks,’ I thought. I agreed to the feed, and was given free range of the place.
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There are no good puns about pasta, other than a fusilli remarks.
Pun of the Day
The final Battle of the Birds will obliterate the skies. It will be known as Ptarmigeddon.
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Are firefighters members of the Church of Ladder-Day Saints?
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When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.
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Rural America is being asked to bale out Wall Street. Most Americans don’t understand the crisis, so it had to be explained to them in Lehman’s terms. The bulls have lost; how quickly the Bears Sterns! The bank CEOs have been advised to keep off the streets, lest they be Merrilly Lynched.
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I want to get a 9 to 5 job, so I’m giving up my fun-loving college lifestyle. I’m so tired of the frat race!
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It’s hard to sleep with a bat. Because, you know, they sonar a lot.