Does Bono buy expensive-brand groceries?
No, he shops where the treats have no name.
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Hear about the cannibal who only ate liars? Because, he said, they were high in fibber.
3 people groaned at this
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Don’t sit on a scarf – you’ll get your ascot.
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What’s the first resource for an unemployed preacher?
Book of Job.
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Gaugin often repeated himself.
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Avoid Bethlehem if you can. It’s mangerous at night.
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The woman stuck a pole up a Swedish guy’s behind. That’s how she got Sven aerial disease.
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I’m proud to be an editor. It’s a very rewording job.
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Brigadiers like imprisoning Bambi?
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Pun of the Day
To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues.