New Testament tidbit: the great Saint was owed a sum of money, by a friend who refused to pay up. And so it was penned, the first letter of Paul to Tightass.
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What the shoe company said to the Three’s Company actress who wanted to run a marathon: “Joyce De Witt.”
2 people groaned at this
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I want to sip warm rooibos chai in my hipster dwelling. It’s my loft tea ambition.
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Hear about the Scottish dwarf who owned a microbrewery, and was also a vampire?
They called him Plaid the Imp Aler.
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Bacon is good for you. Those who eat a lot of it are the pig chewer of health.
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The heart surgeon was also a talented ventricle ist.
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Few know where the the practice of skinny dipping came from. It has murky organs.
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I stuck my leg in an air duct. It’s my most recent in-vent shin.
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I invest heavily in gender dysphoria products. Just following the trans.
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Water slides are like reproductive organs, aka fall-open tubes.
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Hear about the dyslexic chemist who would have sex with birds? He insisted on studying the properties of mangeesium.