I met a hobo on the street who was quite contemplative. It must have been the mulled wino.
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I work for a guy named James. Guess you say could I’ve joined the Jim.
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Hear about the conductor who got in trouble for slapping a woman’s bass at a party? He was flouting etiquette, acting like a bassoon, so she cried, “Oboe you don’t! I’m not your sax partner!”
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I collect cows and mushrooms. I have a lot of fungi bull assets.
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An unhappy cat is purrsimonious.
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Too many radiation puns on this site?
Yes – we’ve reached an all-time glow.
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All political speechwriters should be sentenced to death by electoral-elocution.
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Which politician claimed he could spin gold out of nothing, and got upset when reporters called him names?
A: Trumpelstiltskin.
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The 2000-pound psychopath displayed one-ton disregard for societal norms.
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If you want to see my duck, you better make it quack.