An unhappy cat is purrsimonious.
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I collect cows and mushrooms. I have a lot of fungi bull assets.
3 people groaned at this
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Too many radiation puns on this site?
Yes – we’ve reached an all-time glow.
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All political speechwriters should be sentenced to death by electoral-elocution.
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Which politician claimed he could spin gold out of nothing, and got upset when reporters called him names?
A: Trumpelstiltskin.
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The 2000-pound psychopath displayed one-ton disregard for societal norms.
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If you want to see my duck, you better make it quack.
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Trump is building a wall to keep out migrating birds, especially the unduckumented.
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Someone stole my Swedish car: it’s a real Saab story. I don’t mean to get emotional; I guess I’m too inVolvo’ed. Heck I’ve even considered going scuba diving, to see if it’s buried underwater – but I’m afraid of getting the Benz. I know, it’s my own fault; I really should be driving a Mazda Me-oughta, especially after the hos had blown on my loaner, a Poontiac. GM cars really make me Buick. (As for British imports – get Bentley!)
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Panhandlers make excellent man a jars.