I stuck my leg in an air duct. It’s my most recent in-vent shin.
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Few know where the the practice of skinny dipping came from. It has murky organs.
2 people groaned at this
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I invest heavily in gender dysphoria products. Just following the trans.
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Water slides are like reproductive organs, aka fall-open tubes.
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Hear about the dyslexic chemist who would have sex with birds? He insisted on studying the properties of mangeesium.
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The invention of the vacuum cleaner led to rapid in dusty realization.
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I was looking for a place to roost, so I went to the poultry hotel to chick inn. The guy at front desk was a bad egg (he called me a pecker!) but despite his unpheasantness I didn’t fly the coop: after all, it was only hen bok-boks a night. ‘Only hen clucks,’ I thought. I agreed to the feed, and was given free range of the place.
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The use of smoke in the papal selection proves the Church has a sense of fumer.
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There are no good puns about pasta, other than a fusilli remarks.
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The final Battle of the Birds will obliterate the skies. It will be known as Ptarmigeddon.
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Are firefighters members of the Church of Ladder-Day Saints?