Which Alaskan city is most anti-Semitic?
Juneau.
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In marketing news, Viagra has been targeting its product to universities—especially the sophomore students.
2 people groaned at this
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I’m sick of puns about the desert – they’re so overdune.
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Studying quantum physics is so mysterious the physicists are like a religious brotherhood; in fact they must take a vow of science.
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Wondering when it’s ok to fart? Trust your in stink.
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NED: I refuse to write poetry about pigs’ knees.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: It’s against my religion. I don’t do pigs’ knees. Is that controversial?
ED: Well, you sure have a hardline stanza on a boar shin!
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If I got a yeast infection, I wouldn’t complain. I don’t want to seem like a spore’s port.
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Trump wants to deport Mexicans. He’s going to rename the Sunshine State: aka Cull a foreigner.
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If we go to Louisiana I’ll Bayou something nice.
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At the United Nations Conference on Poultry in Pecking, China, several accords were discussed, including a complicated capon-trade system. But as the cluck was winding down on the agreement, many nations cried fowl, arguing that capon-trade would only lead to more hen-some profits for agribusinesses, and real progress would be nothing but chicken feed. In order to lay down their yolks, developing nations staged a coop! Their leader made a speech, saying “When all people, white and dark, meat, there is hope.” This democratic gesture inspired everyone, even nations whose broil kings were in attendance. But the cynical members of the global press downplayed the developments, just drank a lot of Wild Turkey and got totally basted. #classicpun-011026
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Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds.