Avoid Bethlehem if you can. It’s mangerous at night.
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Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
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Gaugin often repeated himself.
2 people groaned at this
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Avoid Bethlehem if you can. It’s mangerous at night.
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The woman stuck a pole up a Swedish guy’s behind. That’s how she got Sven aerial disease.
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I’m proud to be an editor. It’s a very rewording job.
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Brigadiers like imprisoning Bambi?
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To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues.
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Ungulate perfumes tend to be a gnu scents.
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So many music stores are going out of business—because they are in the CD part of town.
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When He was born, the Three Wise Men came to Bethlehem, where they found Jesus lying in a manger. They offered Him gold, frankincense and myrrh. Not as well known, however, is that when he turned 21 the Wise Men took the Saviour to a strip club, to watch exotic dancers. This was known as The Gift of the Vagi.
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Rotterdam is a flood risk.