The best time to purchase stocks is when the market hits bought em.
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They says there’s not much to do in tiny European republics, but I suckled almost a dozen pigs in Lichtenswine!
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Hear about the dyslexic clairvoyant nurse who didn’t bother to charge for her services, because she could fee into the suture?
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Gloomy countries like England and Scotland have population problems: they’re overclouded.
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A canal encircling a castle is a rather strange moat of transportation.
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When God made the solar system, how did He planet?
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I bought a driverless car, but it drove itself off a cliff. What a lemming.
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If you want to have fun at church, better bring a parish hoot.
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The most huggable sea creature is the cuttlefish.
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Romney’s biggest scandal was when he denied all scandals, aka Mittigate.
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Is the overuse of prescription drugs leading to the End of the World?
Yes, Pharmageddon aka the Apothecalypse.