In Russia, militant fans of punk music walk around with Clashnikovs. Their enemies fight back with Sex Pistols. At the end of the battle there are loud Ramones of pain. And blood is Ozzying from everywhere.
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Riding a streetcar is a tramatic experience.
2 people groaned at this
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Anyone who repeatedly paves a street is retarreded.
Pun of the Day
I popped eight pimples. It was an act o’ pus. I’d rather have ten tickles.
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Hear about the new gardening equipment manufactured by Black and Decker?
It’s cutting hedge!
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I’m not one to criticize cannibalism. To eat his own.
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Didja hear a 1960s Canadian prime minister started wearing earrings? It’s true it’s true, Lester B Pearson.
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They made a movie about life before disposable diapers, aka Cloth Encounters of the Turd Kind.
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When Jesus was on Earth, the winters were very cold. Luckily he had his 12 apopsicles.
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The former secretary-general of the United Nations always enjoyed a ‘double-double’ coffee. In fact they called him Sucrose-Sucrose Ghali.
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The mattress thief was cot in the act… bed-handed.