Hear about the new gardening equipment manufactured by Black and Decker?
It’s cutting hedge!
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I popped eight pimples. It was an act o’ pus. I’d rather have ten tickles.
3 people groaned at this
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I’m not one to criticize cannibalism. To eat his own.
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Didja hear a 1960s Canadian prime minister started wearing earrings? It’s true it’s true, Lester B Pearson.
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They made a movie about life before disposable diapers, aka Cloth Encounters of the Turd Kind.
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When Jesus was on Earth, the winters were very cold. Luckily he had his 12 apopsicles.
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The former secretary-general of the United Nations always enjoyed a ‘double-double’ coffee. In fact they called him Sucrose-Sucrose Ghali.
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The mattress thief was cot in the act… bed-handed.
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I tuned out my barber. He tends to lather on.
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Eating a quantity of fruit every day is of pear-amount importance.
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I saw a rooster with a vagina, so I killed and ate it. No herm, no fowl.