I stole some asphalt from a road crew, and now there’s a tar get on my back.
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I can only write while cranking my boombox. So what if I’m guilty of stereo typing.
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I’m addicTED to inspirational 17-minute speeches.
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Smiling can be difficult. It involves rearranging your basic frowndations.
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Searching for an older woman?
Just Cougle it!
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Sticking your finger in a light socket is an a jolt remedy.
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Allahphants are God’s creatures.
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The phoneticist went on American Idol, but was booed off the stage on account of his lisp. Afterward this linguist was upset, saying “I can’t believe they dipthed my thong!”
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Bored? Try dissecting a testicle. You’ll halve a ball.
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When Jean-Luc orders Earl Grey he does it with certain tea.
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Whenever I see five toes, I know something is a foot.