The recessionary economy follows the laws of soup line and demand.
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Pets are forbidden in brothels, unless they are hos broken.
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Drinking salt water makes you crazy. You’ll end up like Frank Costanza: “Salinity now! Salinity now!”
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In marketing news, Viagra has been targeting its product to universities—especially the sophomore students.
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Which Alaskan city is most anti-Semitic?
Juneau.
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I’m sick of puns about the desert – they’re so overdune.
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Studying quantum physics is so mysterious the physicists are like a religious brotherhood; in fact they must take a vow of science.
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Wondering when it’s ok to fart? Trust your in stink.
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NED: I refuse to write poetry about pigs’ knees.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: It’s against my religion. I don’t do pigs’ knees. Is that controversial?
ED: Well, you sure have a hardline stanza on a boar shin!
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If I got a yeast infection, I wouldn’t complain. I don’t want to seem like a spore’s port.
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Trump wants to deport Mexicans. He’s going to rename the Sunshine State: aka Cull a foreigner.