Hey soldier, how did you lose your hands? “Nay palm.“
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(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...There are vast quantities of natural gas held in tense grip between warring Middle Eastern Cheeks. This has led to methane-ous crimes among the rival arsetalkocracies, including the recent assgassination of the Blue Angel, leader of the Qatar people — which puts all Fartsees under a cloud of suspicion. Once the flow of blood is stenched, the factions must put this behind them and shart a new course, toot suite.
(10 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...When you join the military, they light your bum on fire as part of the ass-immolation process.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...They make tiny submersibles these days that are smaller than a mouse. They’re known as submurines.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When was the yoyo originally used in combat?
During the First Whirled War.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...To find WMDs in Pyongyang, Trump will look under every nuke and Koreany.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...The man accused of genocide said he was only following orders. The authorities dismissed his defense as a massacre-aide.
(5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Saddam preferred to use gas when he mustard his troops.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The ancient Mongols, after each victory, got extremely drunk. They commanded a barf-lung empire.
(9 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...How do generals make decisions during a Holy War?
They ask, “What would StrateJesus do?”
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