Favourite nursery rhyme of WWI ‘trench foot‘ victims: Pus in Boots.
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(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...Fight the Mujahideen? So viet.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...One of the worst insect massacres in history was at the battle of Swatterloo.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The Romans used devastating wordplay against the Carthaginians, during the Punic Wars.
(7 votes, average: 2.86 out of 5)Loading...When you join the military, they light your bum on fire as part of the ass-immolation process.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What’s George Bush’s response to thousands of bodies wounded and mutilated in Iraq and Afghanistan?
“Keep surgeon the troops!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Things in Libya are getting Mo ammar crazy. Every time their leader speaks he Tripolis over his words. It’s a Gadafestrophe.
(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading... (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...When I stepped on a landmine, I felt defeeted. But there were violent protests in support of me – so I did enjoy some no toe rioty.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...To kill all the cows, you need moo clear weapons.
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