NED: Hear about the mafioso loan shark who killed the Swede?
ED: Really? He must have had a Sven debtor!
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Pun Gents :: Original Pun of the Day  For older Puns of the Day, see right sidebar. View older comments.01/07/09
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Successful matadors have a talent for not getting gored, which is very sense-a-bull.   (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...01/05/09
Boxing is an honourable profession. Each fighter must follow the KO’d. (5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...01/04/09
Stop maiming each other; we’re running out of Gauze-a! (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...01/03/09
Hear about the bored economist who went for a lapdance? When asked how he felt, he said “I hope the D pressin’ never ends!” (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...01/02/09
They just raised the tariff for taking a taxi. It’s just not fare! (5 votes, average: 2.60 out of 5) Loading ...01/01/09
Welcome to oh-nein, the year of the nihilist! (8 votes, average: 3.38 out of 5) Loading ...12/31/08
Do chimney sweeps wear soots to work?
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When it comes to cheeses, demolition experts don’t like cheddar; they prefer de brie. (5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5) Loading ...12/29/08
The anal wand was invented by the ancient Ass Techs. (6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5) Loading ...12/28/08
The biggest critics of the Roman Empire? The censurions. (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/27/08
VP candidate Sarah claims to know that the world was created 6,000 years ago—but most Palin-ontologists would disagree. (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/26/08
Microbes don’t have names—they prize their nanonymity. (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...12/25/08
The Inuit don’t allow females on the hunt. Sadly, there is still a glass sealing. (5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5) Loading ...12/24/08
Bedouin nomads are known for their rooflessness. (5 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5) Loading ...12/23/08
How do astronomers make discoveries? By cosmosis. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/22/08
The old man who slept with three virgins celebrated his cherry-hat-trick. (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5) Loading ...12/21/08
People with bad handwriting are actually more intelligent. They tend to be very no legible. (4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5) Loading ...12/20/08
The noisiest body of water is not a rushing rapid, but a plain old creek. (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5) Loading ...12/19/08
After a hard day’s work, Osama bin Laden likes to relax by applying ointments and a soothing bomb. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/18/08
When they arrested the white-collar criminal he had to be fiscally restrained. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/17/08
The lawyer who got into cattle breeding put in many build-a-bull hours. (2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5) Loading ...12/16/08
Tightrope walkers have to be well taut. (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5) Loading ...12/15/08
Midgets can’t be more than four feet high. That is a too-tall-ogy. (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...12/14/08
Until Pythagoras was able to formulate his famous theorem about 90-degree-angle triangles, he considered himself a failed righter. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/13/08
When reporters asked Pierre Trudeau if his carpet would ever match his drapes, he replied “Just swatch me!” (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/12/08
Before proving his own existence, Rene Descartes proved that Mexican food causes flatulence—with his less famous aphorism, “burrito, air go boom!” (4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/11/08
Those who take the Old Testament literally tend to have a Moab mentality. (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...12/10/08
Early astronauts had it tough: they worked in Apollo-ing conditions. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/09/08
Name for a Brazilian wax spa: Cleave it to Beaver. (3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5) Loading ... |
