Hamas was elected in the Palestinian territories after promising not to implement environmental measures, such as the controversial car-bomb tax.
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Is Water a threat to global security? A: No, but Ice IS
When reporters asked the Iranian president how he felt about America, he responded, “My mood? I’m mad! Didn’tcha know that?”
After a hard day’s work, Osama bin Laden likes to relax by applying ointments and a soothing bomb.
People who drink suntan lotion aka suicide balmers.
When terrorists start attacking foreign aid workers, it’s time to pack up NGO.
A terrorist in Canada is anyone who ISIS the puck.
I refuse to add yeast to my bread, after nein-a-leaven.
My sister started smoking marijuana. Next thing you know she’ll be joining High Sis.
The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen?Â
 
					
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