What describes Assad as ruler? A potent hate.
terrorism
Where does ISIS wish to conquer? A: Caliphornia.
In Star Wars, what do terrorists shout?
A: “Admiral Ackbar!”
Hamas was elected in the Palestinian territories after promising not to implement environmental measures, such as the controversial car-bomb tax.
Is Water a threat to global security? A: No, but Ice IS
When reporters asked the Iranian president how he felt about America, he responded, “My mood? I’m mad! Didn’tcha know that?”
After a hard day’s work, Osama bin Laden likes to relax by applying ointments and a soothing bomb.
People who drink suntan lotion aka suicide balmers.
When terrorists start attacking foreign aid workers, it’s time to pack up NGO.
A terrorist in Canada is anyone who ISIS the puck.

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