Turkish terrorists need some help with their Ankara management problem.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Another update from South America’s War on Drugs:
After years of kidnappings, brutal assassinations and jungle warfare, suddenly an olive branch! Guerrillas from the Medellin drug cartel have actually been invited to recite Cocaine Poetry at a Colombian state banquet. Many law-abiding citizens, however, are upset at this diplomatic contra-verse-y.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Because of terrorist concerns, some African Olympic athletes have to conceal their identity and compete under Sudan names.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...To those who say ‘No mo’ hammeding it up!’ we say ‘Christ! It’s a joke. Don’t have a Koranary!’ #JeSuisCharlie
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...After he spent too long in a steam room, they called him A Sauna been Laid in.
(6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What describes Assad as ruler? A potent hate.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Where does ISIS wish to conquer? A: Caliphornia.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...In Star Wars, what do terrorists shout?
A: “Admiral Ackbar!”
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Hamas was elected in the Palestinian territories after promising not to implement environmental measures, such as the controversial car-bomb tax.
(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...Is Water a threat to global security? A: No, but Ice IS
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