Is Water a threat to global security? A: No, but Ice IS
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(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...When reporters asked the Iranian president how he felt about America, he responded, “My mood? I’m mad! Didn’tcha know that?”
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...After a hard day’s work, Osama bin Laden likes to relax by applying ointments and a soothing bomb.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...People who drink suntan lotion aka suicide balmers.
(5 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When terrorists start attacking foreign aid workers, it’s time to pack up NGO.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...A terrorist in Canada is anyone who ISIS the puck.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I refuse to add yeast to my bread, after nein-a-leaven.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My sister started smoking marijuana. Next thing you know she’ll be joining High Sis.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen?Â
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When the Muslim vacationer landed in New York during a heat wave, he was immediately arrested by Homeland Security. “But, but,” the unsuspecting tourist protested, “all I said was ‘gee, it’s hot!‘”
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