Who’s gonna do The Daily Show? Jon’s too hurt.
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George R. R. Martin favourite sport is soccer, because it’s a game of throw-ins.
I wouldn’t stand a chance competing in Vientiane Idol. It’s a Lao sing proposition!
African news channel? Al JaZebra.
Family Food: a game show for cannibals.
When Bart kicked Homer in the crotch, he felt like a baker. He kneed the D’oh!
The Simpson boy was shot to death in a Springfield tavern. All evidence pointed toward Moe, the Bart-ender.
Which dog could breathe underwater? Scuba Do.
There is no truth to the rumour that Vanna White was found dead, disemvoweled.
That potheads will always stay up to watch late-night comedy is known as the Law of Reefer-action, aka SNL’s law.


