I find teen vampire dramas have badly written, acne’d plots.
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(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Tricked into watching Happy Days, I fell victim to a Fonzi Scheme.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Lance Armstrong felt better after appearing on Oprah. She gave him performance-enhancing hugs. Nonetheless, Lance committed male fraud: He was master of the pellets-on. Somehow he never failed his testes—he didn’t stop until he had one. Now, stripped of his Tour titles, the most shocking revelation is that Lance has a No Jersey accent. Anyway I guess it’s back to eating Sheryl Crow. [The Gents thank Ashley, Bryan and Jordan for collaborating on today’s puns!]
(10 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Optometrists watch a lot of tell a vision.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...David Duchovny couldn’t get over his old girlfriend. He was an ex-phile.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Letterman’s latest mono log was a singular piece of crap.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...There is one TV psychologist who is a compulsive over-eater. They call him Doctor Fill My Craw.
(3 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Audiences vote for the contestant with the best pubic hair on A merkin Idol. You can watch it on PuBeS.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...The Vikings were the first society with public axes television.
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