African news channel? Al JaZebra.
television
Family Food: a game show for cannibals.
When Bart kicked Homer in the crotch, he felt like a baker. He kneed the D’oh!
The Simpson boy was shot to death in a Springfield tavern. All evidence pointed toward Moe, the Bart-ender.
Which dog could breathe underwater? Scuba Do.
There is no truth to the rumour that Vanna White was found dead, disemvoweled.
That potheads will always stay up to watch late-night comedy is known as the Law of Reefer-action, aka SNL’s law.
The nerdiest rock band ever?
Deep Urkel.
I’m hooked on a TV program called Scones in Canada. Have to admit, I’m only watching it for the Tea and Eh.
NED: What’s a river rodent’s favourite TV show?
ED: Leave it to Beaver?
NED: No, Welcome Back Otter!