The phoneticist went on American Idol, but was booed off the stage on account of his lisp. Afterward this linguist was upset, saying “I can’t believe they dipthed my thong!”
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television
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What the shoe company said to the Three’s Company actress who wanted to run a marathon: “Joyce De Witt.”
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I suspect it was the Illuminati who dreamt up cabal tv.
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I find teen vampire dramas have badly written, acne’d plots.
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Tricked into watching Happy Days, I fell victim to a Fonzi Scheme.
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Lance Armstrong felt better after appearing on Oprah. She gave him performance-enhancing hugs. Nonetheless, Lance committed male fraud: He was master of the pellets-on. Somehow he never failed his testes—he didn’t stop until he had one. Now, stripped of his Tour titles, the most shocking revelation is that Lance has a No Jersey accent. Anyway I guess it’s back to eating Sheryl Crow. [The Gents thank Ashley, Bryan and Jordan for collaborating on today’s puns!]
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Optometrists watch a lot of tell a vision.