Gymnastics puns can push the envelope. Indeed, somersaulty.
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sports
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Baseball players, aka lumber jocks.
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If karate is a form of kung-fu, is kickboxing a form of toe-fu?
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My son complains he can’t play T-ball inside. I said “Sorry son, but there’s a lack of for T-ball housing.”
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Lance Armstrong felt better after appearing on Oprah. She gave him performance-enhancing hugs. Nonetheless, Lance committed male fraud: He was master of the pellets-on. Somehow he never failed his testes—he didn’t stop until he had one. Now, stripped of his Tour titles, the most shocking revelation is that Lance has a No Jersey accent. Anyway I guess it’s back to eating Sheryl Crow. [The Gents thank Ashley, Bryan and Jordan for collaborating on today’s puns!]
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Never date a downhill skier. You’ll end up with slopey seconds.
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Which Olympic event is most painful?
Hurdles.
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Homeless men in New England are standing in line – it’s Soup Bowl Sunday!
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Because of terrorist concerns, some African Olympic athletes have to conceal their identity and compete under Sudan names.
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When birds play baseball, it’s easy to tell who’s pigeon.