Which Olympic event is most painful?
Hurdles.
Which Olympic event is most painful?
Hurdles.
Homeless men in New England are standing in line – it’s Soup Bowl Sunday!
Because of terrorist concerns, some African Olympic athletes have to conceal their identity and compete under Sudan names.
When birds play baseball, it’s easy to tell who’s pigeon.
Many great oarsmen have become rowed scullers.
Movie about the first female umpire: Official Called Wanda.
What country do marathoners retire to?
Iran.
My athlete wife won an Olympic gold even while I was cheating on her. I told her, “Quit medalling in my affairs!”
Climbing Mt. Everrest will make you lazy.
A famous composer was also a cyclist. But he refused to ride his new bach, because of the handel bars. So he took it back to the chopin began to rattle off a lizst of complaints. “Grrr… Schwinns,” he cried. But the store owner didn’t understand his unwillingness to ride. ‘Hey, it’s beets hooven‘ he said, ‘especially if you’re bizet! I was hoofin’ the other day, and got gum on my schubert!’ Riding is certainly better than taking de bussy; except if your bike is too heavy. This fellow’s ride weighed 20 kilobrahms! He took a ride by a painter’s castle once and admired the moat’s art. But some half-German, half-Russian idiot almost ran him over – what a scheisskopfsky! The composer fell headlong into a dog turd: a wipeout of operatic proportions – it was poo-chinny! He almost baroque his face, and was so shamed he went into haydn. Lessons learned? Cycling is a taste one must a choir. But if you decide to give up halfway through a ride, de bussy now comes with a bike-rachmaninoff!