How does an archer get in shape?
Arrowbics!
How does an archer get in shape?
Arrowbics!
I wanted to go golfing but spent my day covered in dog vomit. I guess that’s barf for the curs.
First rule in cannibal baseball: Never wok the leadoff man.
Whirled Cup is what happens when my wife gets mad at me.
The NBA player was charged with reckless driving under the influence of alcohol—and summarily convicted. For the prosecution, it was a slam drunk case.
Baseball is a team effort. Especially the bullpen. Everyone has to pitch inning.
Do race car drivers skip brake fast?
Who’s the strongest basketball player? A: LeBron.
NED: I guess I’m a pretty poor sport.
ED: Really, how’s that?
NED: Well, when the coach refuses to play me, I scream like a benchee!
We won’t make any Olympics puns this year—that would be Sochisey.