Baseball is a team effort. Especially the bullpen. Everyone has to pitch inning.
sports
Do race car drivers skip brake fast?
Who’s the strongest basketball player? A: LeBron.
NED: I guess I’m a pretty poor sport.
ED: Really, how’s that?
NED: Well, when the coach refuses to play me, I scream like a benchee!
We won’t make any Olympics puns this year—that would be Sochisey.
Those who lose the Souper Bowl tend to hear lots of boouillons from the fans. But give credit to the Packers for ladling it on the line and showing a stiff upper lipton.
I like the Winter Olympics, although they do tend to be a bit hockey after a while.
What’s Larry King’s favourite Olympic sport?
Discus.
Do bored mountaineers embrace climb-it change?
Boxing is an honourable profession. Each fighter must follow the KO’d.

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