My son complains he can’t play T-ball inside. I said “Sorry son, but there’s a lack of for T-ball housing.”
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(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...Lance Armstrong felt better after appearing on Oprah. She gave him performance-enhancing hugs. Nonetheless, Lance committed male fraud: He was master of the pellets-on. Somehow he never failed his testes—he didn’t stop until he had one. Now, stripped of his Tour titles, the most shocking revelation is that Lance has a No Jersey accent. Anyway I guess it’s back to eating Sheryl Crow. [The Gents thank Ashley, Bryan and Jordan for collaborating on today’s puns!]
(10 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Never date a downhill skier. You’ll end up with slopey seconds.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Which Olympic event is most painful?
Hurdles.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Homeless men in New England are standing in line – it’s Soup Bowl Sunday!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Because of terrorist concerns, some African Olympic athletes have to conceal their identity and compete under Sudan names.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...When birds play baseball, it’s easy to tell who’s pigeon.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Many great oarsmen have become rowed scullers.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Movie about the first female umpire: Official Called Wanda.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What country do marathoners retire to?
Iran.
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