It is treasonous to tamper with unlabeled stool samples. You will be branded a tray turd.
science
Are geometers jerks? Yes, they parabola bully are.
How is physics similar to medicine?
It’s an atomy subject.
My personal attempts to re-create a black hole have met with abyssal failure.
Ophthalmology puns make me glassy eyed. I don’t like vitreous humor.
Whenever a moon landing goes horribly wrong, NASA must apollogize.
Unfortunately, the latest research on mutant cows is inconclusive. Too many varied bulls.
A group of scientists from around the world recently got together to verbally abuse some marsupials. It was a koala berative effort.
Geometer punks love graph-iti.
What tragedy occurred when the discoverer of radium served her pet a caffeinated beverage meant for equines?
Curie horse-tea killed the cat.


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