Hear about the chemist who couldn’t decide what to eat at a dim sum restaurant? As they laid plates before him, he sat there, studying the periodic table of aliments.
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Scientific research has become too consumer-driven. Entire disciplines have been compromised. Buyology is a good example.
Understanding quark flavours requires deep quantumplation.
The Paleozoic era was even more computerized than today. Instead of kilobytes, they had trilobites.
We all know about his famous bath, but what did Archimedes say his first time before a urinal?
“Urethra! I’ve found it!”
Screw the petriarchy – I’m having a test-tube baby!
It is treasonous to tamper with unlabeled stool samples. You will be branded a tray turd.
Are geometers jerks? Yes, they parabola bully are.
How is physics similar to medicine?
It’s an atomy subject.
My personal attempts to re-create a black hole have met with abyssal failure.

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