My personal attempts to re-create a black hole have met with abyssal failure.
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Ophthalmology puns make me glassy eyed. I don’t like vitreous humor.
Whenever a moon landing goes horribly wrong, NASA must apollogize.
Unfortunately, the latest research on mutant cows is inconclusive. Too many varied bulls.
A group of scientists from around the world recently got together to verbally abuse some marsupials. It was a koala berative effort.
Geometer punks love graph-iti.
What tragedy occurred when the discoverer of radium served her pet a caffeinated beverage meant for equines?
Curie horse-tea killed the cat.
You can get never get a straight answer from an oceanographer. They just say, “it deepens.”
Intensity of dog flatulence? Why, that’s measured by the Bowfart Wind Scale!
Dentists are so primal. They’re in touch with their inner enamel.

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