My personal attempts to re-create a black hole have met with abyssal failure.
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(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When God made the solar system, how did He planet?
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...The noisiest body of water is not a rushing rapid, but a plain old creek.
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Atkins dieters can’t carry water bottles, ie cargo hydrates.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Ape lied Science: the study of those deceitful chimpanzees.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Ophthalmology puns make me glassy eyed. I don’t like vitreous humor.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: I’ve got a shameful scientific confession.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Well, I’ve been dabbling in…
ED: What is it?
NED: Well, it’s reverse-life-cycle cloning…
ED: What??
NED: Yes. Reverse-life-cycle cloning. I can’t bear the guilt any more…
ED: For god’s sake, man – get an old of yourself!
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Yes, they’re part tickles!
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The Ancient Egyptians were very scientific in all matters. In fact they even quantified their sexual enjoyment, by keeping track of Pharoah-moan production.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Until Pythagoras was able to formulate his famous theorem about 90-degree-angle triangles, he considered himself a failed righter.
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