Until Pythagoras was able to formulate his famous theorem about 90-degree-angle triangles, he considered himself a failed righter.
science
I’m being set up with this girl who really loves the metric system. I can’t wait to metre!
Sterilizing food with urine is, unfortunately, a pees meal solution.
The study of farts, aka anus sneeziology.
Early hominids were always getting lost. Especially the ancient Meanderthals.
That potheads will always stay up to watch late-night comedy is known as the Law of Reefer-action, aka SNL’s law.
What book did Mr. Darwin pen after a wayward finch pooped on his head?
The Origin of the Feces!
Why did Einstein never stop at a single beer?
Because he was obsessed with re-ale-itivity!
I did a scientific study of strippers. Now I’m just waiting for the lap results.
For unemployed physicists, the Large Hadron Collider is a make-quark project.