Intensity of dog flatulence? Why, that’s measured by the Bowfart Wind Scale!
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Dentists are so primal. They’re in touch with their inner enamel.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...They should shut down particle accelerators. I see no CERNible benefits.
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Until Pythagoras was able to formulate his famous theorem about 90-degree-angle triangles, he considered himself a failed righter.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...I’m being set up with this girl who really loves the metric system. I can’t wait to metre!
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Sterilizing food with urine is, unfortunately, a pees meal solution.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The study of farts, aka anus sneeziology.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Early hominids were always getting lost. Especially the ancient Meanderthals.
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...That potheads will always stay up to watch late-night comedy is known as the Law of Reefer-action, aka SNL’s law.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What book did Mr. Darwin pen after a wayward finch pooped on his head?
The Origin of the Feces!
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