Dentists are so primal. They’re in touch with their inner enamel.
science
They should shut down particle accelerators. I see no CERNible benefits.
Until Pythagoras was able to formulate his famous theorem about 90-degree-angle triangles, he considered himself a failed righter.
I’m being set up with this girl who really loves the metric system. I can’t wait to metre!
Sterilizing food with urine is, unfortunately, a pees meal solution.
The study of farts, aka anus sneeziology.
Early hominids were always getting lost. Especially the ancient Meanderthals.
That potheads will always stay up to watch late-night comedy is known as the Law of Reefer-action, aka SNL’s law.
What book did Mr. Darwin pen after a wayward finch pooped on his head?
The Origin of the Feces!
Why did Einstein never stop at a single beer?
Because he was obsessed with re-ale-itivity!


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