Why do monks make good mobile phone salesmen?
Because they can cell a bit.
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(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Ramadan puns tend to be pretty have-fast.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...I started an organization that worships testicles: it’s ‘nad for prophet.
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...Haitians—Hoodoo they think they are?
(10 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The Vatican ordered that the corpse of every future saint be blown to bits by artillery fire — “Because,” said the Pope, “they must be cannonized.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why won’t the priest let me urinate during confession? I just want some pee sin quiet!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I don’t believe in horses. I am a neightheist.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I moved to Mexico to become an egg. It’s my new religion. I’m a Yo Huevos Witness.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Favourite dish of Muslims: Chicken Allah King.
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