The Vatican ordered that the corpse of every future saint be blown to bits by artillery fire — “Because,” said the Pope, “they must be cannonized.”
religion
Why won’t the priest let me urinate during confession? I just want some pee sin quiet!
I don’t believe in horses. I am a neightheist.
I moved to Mexico to become an egg. It’s my new religion. I’m a Yo Huevos Witness.
Don’t baptize your children: it’s a chrism sentence.
Favourite dish of Muslims: Chicken Allah King.
When men become priests, they often get tattoos on their bellies, because they are permanently ab staining.
Which conservative agrarian sect has recently become rather flamboyant? The Mennontites.
To a hungry monk, cheese is Christ.
At Monk’s Casino you can play games of Gregorian chance.


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