The age of religious factionalism is not over. In the news these days, Snoop Dogg is responsible for the Great Shizzum.
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The monks preserved the History of Diarrhea in an Ill Loo Men Ated Manuscrapt.
Listening to U2 in church gives me a mass-ive Bono.
At the Last Supper, Judas ruined Jesus’ omelette. That day became known as Gooed Fried Egg.
Atheists find paying homage to God owe deus.
How do Jewish tourists relax in Moscow? With a Russia sauna.
The goodlooking monk was chaste by women.
Don’t take the Lord’s name in vain. That would be bibelous.
If you tell a priest a joke and he takes it parson oily, he must be a friar.
The pope has inflamed a lot of turbaned followers of Guru Nanak with his latest encyclical. In fact it’s so dangerous they’re referring to it as a Sikh-heating missal.

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