Jesus rose again, on Yeaster Sunday. He died ferment, but truly He is the leaven Lord.
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The pope banned cartoons of my ex wife Cathy. He did it Ex Cathy draw.
For those trying to give up salty snacks for Lent, I say beer nut afraid.
Did you hear that God is being sued for not allowing sinners into Heaven? The plaintiffs allege grace-based discrimination.

Renegade theologians are now arguing that Jesus was, in fact, somewhat evil. After all, his mother’s sister was the Auntie Christ.
I said to an Evangelical friend with a leaky roof, “I have a problem with Je-hoval’s wetnesses!’
A hooligan ripped apart a Hindu holy text inside the Taj Mahal. He was charged with Agra Veda’d assault.
Hear the new Christian rock parody album? The Gospel Accordion to Weird Al.
It’s easy to spot an Orthodox Jewish transvestite. He Hasidic.
When Cheesus started his muenstery, he wanted to save people from edam-nation. The numbers in hell gruyere by year. And the devil was evil like the mythical gorgon zola, but cheddar days were ahead.

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