Mozart thought he was God. Whenever someone asked his name, he said “I am a deus.”
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When ordering seconds of Jamaican food at a restaurant in Utah, you have to ask for “more man“.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Televangelism is all about false profits.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The Gents aren’t ones to make puns involving epilepsy and synagogues, but if the shul fits…
[Yikes! If this puns has you foaming at the mouth, you should also get checked for rabbis…]
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...A cow’s favourite prayer is “Hail Mary, full of graze…” It’s even more popular than the Our Fodder.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Religious suicide bombers? Some of these wacky terrorists have been smoking the koranic.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I don’t believe in horses. I am a neightheist.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Those who take the Old Testament literally tend to have a Moab mentality.
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...At the Last Supper, Judas ruined Jesus’ omelette. That day became known as Gooed Fried Egg.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The use of smoke in the papal selection proves the Church has a sense of fumer.
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