How do Jewish tourists relax in Moscow? With a Russia sauna.
religion
The goodlooking monk was chaste by women.
Don’t take the Lord’s name in vain. That would be bibelous.
If you tell a priest a joke and he takes it parson oily, he must be a friar.
The pope has inflamed a lot of turbaned followers of Guru Nanak with his latest encyclical. In fact it’s so dangerous they’re referring to it as a Sikh-heating missal.
I would prostitute myself for the chance to join a radical Jewish sect. That’s right, I Lev Tahor.
Is the conclave of Catholic Bishops very boring?
Sigh, nod.
An imam’s shoes are made from allah gaiter.
In Star Wars, what do terrorists shout?
A: “Admiral Ackbar!”
Taoism is total rubbish. It’s simply a LaoTze philosophy.


