Does Bono buy expensive-brand groceries?
No, he shops where the treats have no name.
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music
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So many music stores are going out of business—because they are in the CD part of town.
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Hear about the conductor who got in trouble for slapping a woman’s bass at a party? He was flouting etiquette, acting like a bassoon, so she cried, “Oboe you don’t! I’m not your sax partner!”
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I can only write while cranking my boombox. So what if I’m guilty of stereo typing.
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The phoneticist went on American Idol, but was booed off the stage on account of his lisp. Afterward this linguist was upset, saying “I can’t believe they dipthed my thong!”
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In Russia, militant fans of punk music walk around with Clashnikovs. Their enemies fight back with Sex Pistols. At the end of the battle there are loud Ramones of pain. And blood is Ozzying from everywhere.
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Most South Asian dance music originates from Bhangradesh.
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Careful – if you kiss an Irish rock star, you might get Bono.
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Do violinists sleep around?
Yes, they straddle various.
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If I were a tree, I wood like poplar music. Especially Spruce Sprigsteen. Or Johnny Cash’s Balsam Prison Blues.