Arranging furniture? Turn on some music. You won’t have to ask, “Where does disco?”
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Michael, Jermaine, Marlon, Tito and Randy were so horny. They should have been renamed the Klaxon 5.
Do orchestra musicians dine alone?
No – it’s always a table for tuba!
What is a Quaker truck driver’s favourite band?
Hall and Oates.
Eminem came on stage and the audience was rapped.
2000 years ago, pop diva Lady Cleopatra had a smash hit: ‘Bad Romans‘.
Q. Would your father rather tend to his marijuana grow-op, or sing children’s songs?
A. Pop hoes the weed soil.
Hear the new Christian rock parody album? The Gospel Accordion to Weird Al.
Clarinetists reed music.
How would you describe most songs about farts?
Quite smell odious.

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