If I were a tree, I wood like poplar music. Especially Spruce Sprigsteen. Or Johnny Cash’s Balsam Prison Blues.
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Did you hear George Michael jumped ship to join a hair-metal band? It’s like Wham! to the Slaughter.
Eminem owns two pipelines in Central Asia:
- Gas Uzbek
- ‘Stan
(what about Sallim Zashadi)?
Do botanists play the xylem-phloem?
Acts of violins are committed by in fiddles.
Where will they ear wrecked the Museum of Loud Music?
Being a soprano is a great opera tunity.
I went to a Japanese food place where the service takes forever. I guess it was a wok on the ‘while’ side.
Favourite music of a sushi-loving cannibal: Raw Kin Roll.
Before the big recital, I lost my flute. Now I’m in a bit of a piccolo.


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