“Hithee hither!”: proof that Michael Jackson’s “Beat it”, when translated into Olde English, is a recipe for indiscriminate violence against both sexes.
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Michael Jackson always wanted to fly like a bird. He even wrote that song, Be a Tit.
A famous composer was also a cyclist. But he refused to ride his new bach, because of the handel bars. So he took it back to the chopin began to rattle off a lizst of complaints. “Grrr… Schwinns,” he cried. But the store owner didn’t understand his unwillingness to ride. ‘Hey, it’s beets hooven‘ he said, ‘especially if you’re bizet! I was hoofin’ the other day, and got gum on my schubert!’ Riding is certainly better than taking de bussy; except if your bike is too heavy. This fellow’s ride weighed 20 kilobrahms! He took a ride by a painter’s castle once and admired the moat’s art. But some half-German, half-Russian idiot almost ran him over – what a scheisskopfsky! The composer fell headlong into a dog turd: a wipeout of operatic proportions – it was poo-chinny! He almost baroque his face, and was so shamed he went into haydn. Lessons learned? Cycling is a taste one must a choir. But if you decide to give up halfway through a ride, de bussy now comes with a bike-rachmaninoff!
I’m forming a Kindergarten Metal band. Gonna call it AB/CD.
BP sponsored a concert in the Gulf of Mexico aka, Oil a Pollutesza
Wearing your headphones backwards may cause ear reversible damage.
I ate lots of beans. Now I’m like the Beach Boys, feeling the gut fibrations.
What’s a Scotsman’s favourite Ricky Martin song?
She Baangs
Arranging furniture? Turn on some music. You won’t have to ask, “Where does disco?”
Michael, Jermaine, Marlon, Tito and Randy were so horny. They should have been renamed the Klaxon 5.


