Favourite music of a sushi-loving cannibal: Raw Kin Roll.
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Before the big recital, I lost my flute. Now I’m in a bit of a piccolo.
Anyone who can read music must be rather cleffer.
Some people think that hiphop artists are more prone to sexual assaults, but I think that’s rapist.
Bjork sings in Icelandic pentameter?
Which rocker is famous for his sugary ballads? Bon-bon Jovi
When Napster hit the music industry, it was like Sharenobyl.
Which band’s ride always broke down? Van Ailin’
When the thief took off from the church with all the songbooks, the parishioners cried “Get hymn! He stole psalm-sing!”
You’re lucky if the composer of the Hungarian Rhapsody makes your acquaintance – you can add him to your Franz Liszt!

