2000 years ago, pop diva Lady Cleopatra had a smash hit: ‘Bad Romans‘.
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Q. Would your father rather tend to his marijuana grow-op, or sing children’s songs?
A. Pop hoes the weed soil.
Hear the new Christian rock parody album? The Gospel Accordion to Weird Al.
Clarinetists reed music.
How would you describe most songs about farts?
Quite smell odious.
Shania does her thing and Shania’s estranged husband does another and never the Twains shall meet.
The nerdiest rock band ever?
Deep Urkel.
Don’t hang around musicians. They’re either cymbal-minded lyres or drum-soaked sax maniacs.
While being serenaded in a cheesy Italian restaurant, you should behave accordionly.
Is Billy Idol satanic?
Yes – Mony is the root of all evil