Mozart thought he was God. Whenever someone asked his name, he said “I am a deus.”
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The mobster had a piano dropped on his head. That’s what happens with organized crime.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Billy Idol tried to clean up his act, but then was accused of Mony laundering.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I’m going on a hip-hop vacation. I have tupac fa’ sure. But my suitcase is notoriously B.I.G. – it’s so Puffy! I better rap it up and Run to the DMV to get my car.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...What song did Tom Jones write after misplacing his pet ungulate’s testicles?
“It’s Not a Gnu Jewel.”
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Only when the entire planet makes jokes about Billy Idol, will there be har mony.
(5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...How does a percussionist catch fish? A: Castanets.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Barbershop quartets sing a capella. But In Africa, berbershop quartets sing a cape buffalo.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Sounds effects pioneer Thomas Dolby graduated from university magna cum loud.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Favourite music of a sushi-loving cannibal: Raw Kin Roll.
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