When it comes to bad mafia puns, the Gents defer to the crapo di tutti crappy: Don Corneone.
movies
I don’t digitize my home movies. I keep it reel.
They released The Necklace in Bollywood. It was a Hindi pendant film.
Barber Sweeney Todd never killed anyone. Those are just vicious groomers.
Ridley Scott couldn’t sell the set from his 1979 movie because there was a lien on it.
For her role in kidnapping the 101 spotted dogs, Cruella De Ville was sentenced to the fires of eternal dalmation.
The Spice Girls movie was a Cinnamonatic spectacle.
Which Harry Potter character divorced his wife? Hag rid.


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