My quest to make money selling pants is income pleat.
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Panhandlers make excellent man a jars.
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Rural America is being asked to bale out Wall Street. Most Americans don’t understand the crisis, so it had to be explained to them in Lehman’s terms. The bulls have lost; how quickly the Bears Sterns! The bank CEOs have been advised to keep off the streets, lest they be Merrilly Lynched.
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This must be a joke: the Canadian dollar is at parody.
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At zombie auctions, highest biter wins.
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With the high cost of hair-loss treatments, it’s not just hairlines that are receipting.
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I tried to make a living rowing cows across a river. It was just income paddle bull with my lifestyle.
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Being poor is absolutely no fund at all.
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Anyone with a mortgage carries a stench of debt. It’s a be owe problem.