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Fecalculators.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...They just raised the tariff for taking a taxi. It’s just not fare!
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you work in demolition, you deserve a raze.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I’m an investor in mashed potatoes. I receive lump some payments.
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