In Russia, militant fans of punk music walk around with Clashnikovs. Their enemies fight back with Sex Pistols. At the end of the battle there are loud Ramones of pain. And blood is Ozzying from everywhere.
Pun of the Day
military
Pun of the Day
I was commanded to attend a top secret military party at Area 51. When I got there I received my Martian hors d’oeuvres.
Pun of the Day
What are pigeon dictatorships most susceptible to?
Coos.
Pun of the Day
Militarization. Now that’s all arming.
Pun of the Day
Fight the Mujahideen? So viet.
Pun of the Day
I was reluctant to command a regiment of stinky aliens, but I’d already been given my Martian odours.
Pun of the Day
World War II military parades tended to marchin’ allies the participants.
Pun of the Day
I deserted from Genghis Khan. I swore I wouldn’t join Mongol Sam’s army.
Pun of the Day
To find WMDs in Pyongyang, Trump will look under every nuke and Koreany.
Pun of the Day
If a naval officer loses a limb in battle and is given an honourable discharge, then in order to get it reattached he must join the army.