I was commanded to attend a top secret military party at Area 51. When I got there I received my Martian hors d’oeuvres.
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(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...If a naval officer loses a limb in battle and is given an honourable discharge, then in order to get it reattached he must join the army.
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