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Pun of the Day

06/26/2026 · No comments

Uber is in trouble because it doesn’t pay any taxi.

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

06/05/2026 · No comments

My ex-girlfriend got Ebola. What a dirty fluidsy.

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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

04/26/2026 · No comments

To those who say ‘No mo’ hammeding it up!’ we say ‘Christ! It’s a joke. Don’t have a Koranary!’ #JeSuisCharlie

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(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/06/2026 · No comments

Reese’s new peanut butter spread is controversial — it’s causing a stir among the Nutellagentsia.

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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/19/2026 · No comments

Rob Ford’s favourite sport: the have pipe.

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(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/18/2026 · No comments

I would prostitute myself for the chance to join a radical Jewish sect. That’s right, I Lev Tahor.

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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/10/2025 · No comments

How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.

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(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/12/2024 · No comments

When things get too Greece-y, I say “E-U.”

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(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/01/2024 · No comments

Another virus? I’m so Zika it.

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(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

06/08/2024 · No comments

Obama is always put on a POTUSdal.

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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