To those who say ‘No mo’ hammeding it up!’ we say ‘Christ! It’s a joke. Don’t have a Koranary!’ #JeSuisCharlie
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Reese’s new peanut butter spread is controversial — it’s causing a stir among the Nutellagentsia.
Rob Ford’s favourite sport: the have pipe.
I would prostitute myself for the chance to join a radical Jewish sect. That’s right, I Lev Tahor.
How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.
When things get too Greece-y, I say “E-U.”
Another virus? I’m so Zika it.
Obama is always put on a POTUSdal.
Castro was against neo-feudalism and for no-foodalism. Meanwhile Trudeau Fidels while Ottawa burns.
Is Rob Ford an aristocrat or a risk to crack?

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