Eat a blue fish: it’s Bass Teal Day!
Pun of the Day
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Pun of the Day
Activists are protesting in the North Pole against Santa Claus. Specifically, his use of reindeer as sleigh labour.
Pun of the Day
Little known fact: Hallowe’en started in Holland, as a day when shoes were used to plug the dykes. That’s why we now celebrate the soles of the dammed.
Pun of the Day
Chimneys make Santa Claustrophobic.
Pun of the Day
The weirdest celebrity Christmas ever was when Eminem sang in reverse and then disappeared. He un-rapped his presence.
Pun of the Day
The boy went trick or treating, dressed as a soothing lotion. He was called Aloe Ian.
Pun of the Day
Hear the pun about the rooster who celebrated Remembrance Day?
It’s a load of poppycock.
Pun of the Day
All the best Valentine’s gifts are made of wooed.
Pun of the Day
The fourth Wise Man gave the baby Jesus a photo of Alfred E Neuman. It was known as the Gift of the Mad Guy.