The weirdest celebrity Christmas ever was when Eminem sang in reverse and then disappeared. He un-rapped his presence.
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(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...The boy went trick or treating, dressed as a soothing lotion. He was called Aloe Ian.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear the pun about the rooster who celebrated Remembrance Day?
It’s a load of poppycock.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...All the best Valentine’s gifts are made of wooed.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...The fourth Wise Man gave the baby Jesus a photo of Alfred E Neuman. It was known as the Gift of the Mad Guy.
(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did Frank Costanza serve chicken for Festivus?
Because he loved pole-tree .
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What do millennials say on Hallowe’en?
“Trigger treat!“
(Rate This Pun)Loading...You can get in trouble in the hood today, if you flash the Old Gang Sign.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I committed a crime during Oktoberfest, and my friend ratted on me to the cops. Man, what a schnitz.
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