All the best Valentine’s gifts are made of wooed.
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The fourth Wise Man gave the baby Jesus a photo of Alfred E Neuman. It was known as the Gift of the Mad Guy.
Why did Frank Costanza serve chicken for Festivus?
Because he loved pole-tree .
What do millennials say on Hallowe’en?
“Trigger treat!“
You can get in trouble in the hood today, if you flash the Old Gang Sign.
What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle.
I committed a crime during Oktoberfest, and my friend ratted on me to the cops. Man, what a schnitz.
I’m tired of writing Xmas greetings. Next year I’m doing mine on cardbored.
What do Jamaicans say on St. Patrick’s Day?
“Kiss me, I’m Irie.“
How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.


