How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuingĀ an eggs-accretive order.
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Jesus rose again, on Yeaster Sunday. He died ferment, but truly He is the leaven Lord.
You better be good for Christmas. On December 25, the Claus come out.
I’m tired of greeting people warmly over the holla daze.
Jews who celebrate Christmas are rare. They’re definitely in the menorah-tree.
There’s nothing quite like a South Pacific vacation: seven days in Jakarta makes me week Indonesia.
Have some fast food – it’s Good Fry Day!
Do Muslims celebrate the Thanksgiving Harvest?
Yes, there are a Koranucopia of traditions!
I waited too long after New Year’s to uncork my champagne; it was a bit spumanti-climactic.
It’s Indie Pun Gents Day! We’re still not signed to a major label…

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