Why did Frank Costanza serve chicken for Festivus?
Because he loved pole-tree .
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...What do millennials say on Hallowe’en?
“Trigger treat!“
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I committed a crime during Oktoberfest, and my friend ratted on me to the cops. Man, what a schnitz.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I’m tired of writing Xmas greetings. Next year I’m doing mine on cardbored.
(8 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...What do Jamaicans say on St. Patrick’s Day?
“Kiss me, I’m Irie.“
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Jesus rose again, on Yeaster Sunday. He died ferment, but truly He is the leaven Lord.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...You better be good for Christmas. On December 25, the Claus come out.
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