Activists are protesting in the North Pole against Santa Claus. Specifically, his use of reindeer as sleigh labour.
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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Little known fact: Hallowe’en started in Holland, as a day when shoes were used to plug the dykes. That’s why we now celebrate the soles of the dammed.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Chimneys make Santa Claustrophobic.
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...The weirdest celebrity Christmas ever was when Eminem sang in reverse and then disappeared. He un-rapped his presence.
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...The boy went trick or treating, dressed as a soothing lotion. He was called Aloe Ian.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear the pun about the rooster who celebrated Remembrance Day?
It’s a load of poppycock.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...All the best Valentine’s gifts are made of wooed.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...The fourth Wise Man gave the baby Jesus a photo of Alfred E Neuman. It was known as the Gift of the Mad Guy.
(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did Frank Costanza serve chicken for Festivus?
Because he loved pole-tree .
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What do millennials say on Hallowe’en?
“Trigger treat!“
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