If you want to liberate an island, dial atoll-free number.
geography
Are people from Kiev very tall?
Yes – u kraine your neck to see them!
They found the cure for marsupial diarrhea in Koala Lumper.
I don’t have any livestock after China took over Macau.
How do you leave a nightclub in Djibouti?
Just say, “DJ, I B outi!”
Have you been to Germany? The food is good in München and the beer is great in Slürpen!
Do people in Scandinavia take their coffee with Sweden low?
How do they like their eggs in Pamplona?
Scram bulled.
Does the Czech capital embrace ideology?
Not at all – it’s a Prague-matic town.
I wouldn’t stand a chance competing in Vientiane Idol. It’s a Lao sing proposition!


