I wouldn’t stand a chance competing in Vientiane Idol. It’s a Lao sing proposition!
geography
There are vast quantities of natural gas held in tense grip between warring Middle Eastern Cheeks. This has led to methane-ous crimes among the rival arsetalkocracies, including the recent assgassination of the Blue Angel, leader of the Qatar people — which puts all Fartsees under a cloud of suspicion. Once the flow of blood is stenched, the factions must put this behind them and shart a new course, toot suite.
I wanted to start up a bank, so I moved to an island.
Hear that the Mafia is trying to lose its tough-guy image?
In fact – they’re now calling it Sissily!
If you’re not in the middle of the ocean, you must be in continent.
Despite its claim to fame, I don’t think much of Venezuelan carpentry. There’s quite a few Caracas in the armoir.
The Boreal is a forest to be reckoned with.
You meet some hilarious German grandmothers in Oma ha.
Barack O’Bahama was the first Irish president of a Caribbean country.
I got mugged in Switzerland, and I’ll never go back. Once Berned, twice shy.


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