Have you been to Germany? The food is good in München and the beer is great in Slürpen!
geography
Do people in Scandinavia take their coffee with Sweden low?
How do they like their eggs in Pamplona?
Scram bulled.
Does the Czech capital embrace ideology?
Not at all – it’s a Prague-matic town.
I wouldn’t stand a chance competing in Vientiane Idol. It’s a Lao sing proposition!
There are vast quantities of natural gas held in tense grip between warring Middle Eastern Cheeks. This has led to methane-ous crimes among the rival arsetalkocracies, including the recent assgassination of the Blue Angel, leader of the Qatar people — which puts all Fartsees under a cloud of suspicion. Once the flow of blood is stenched, the factions must put this behind them and shart a new course, toot suite.
I wanted to start up a bank, so I moved to an island.
Hear that the Mafia is trying to lose its tough-guy image?
In fact – they’re now calling it Sissily!
If you’re not in the middle of the ocean, you must be in continent.
Despite its claim to fame, I don’t think much of Venezuelan carpentry. There’s quite a few Caracas in the armoir.

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