Have you been to Germany? The food is good in München and the beer is great in Slürpen!
food and drink
In a fit of madness, the carnivore ate a seaweed sandwich — it was a rye for kelp.
Being Scottish is an addiction. It’s quite haggis-forming.
Which food cures constipation? A: Mangos.
At the Last Supper, Judas ruined Jesus’ omelette. That day became known as Gooed Fried Egg.
I only feed on eyeballs. I’m a chew see eater.
Are you blue? Grab some Lactantia. You’ll feel butter.
Borrowing someone’s cereal is oatlendish behaviour.
If wheat acts bulgur, it’s the way it was bread.
I went to a Gluten-Free conference, where I delivered the quinoa-oat address.

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