It can be dangerous to eat unskinned meat. You might end up in the more-chew-hairy.
food and drink
For those trying to give up salty snacks for Lent, I say beer nut afraid.
Do race car drivers skip brake fast?
Indian restaurants suffer from much vindalooism.
What is a Quaker truck driver’s favourite band?
Hall and Oates.
If Scrooge invented a mutton sandwich, would he call it a baa hambugger?
During World War II many Belgians were recruited to bake fluffy treats for the Lustwaffle
When I mistook the piece of crap for the sausage, my day immediately took a turd for the wurst.
Hear about the Thanksgiving Movie? It was baste on a true story.
I eat shredded cabbage with mayonnaise: I’m a slaw-biting citizen.


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