Are you blue? Grab some Lactantia. You’ll feel butter.
food and drink
Borrowing someone’s cereal is oatlendish behaviour.
If wheat acts bulgur, it’s the way it was bread.
I went to a Gluten-Free conference, where I delivered the quinoa-oat address.
I’d sell my body for some whores d’oeuvres.
Several Olympic events involve coffee: eg. the decaflon and the java line.
I eat pie and it makes me sick. I’m a member of the Flu Flux Flan.
I’m having a Lord of the Rings dinner party! We’re having Hamwise-Sandwichees, with a side of Frodo salad, followed by frog Legolas and Aragorn on the cob. Dessert will be a bowl of mango Saruman and a vodka Gimli.
I only eat spoiled foods. I’m on a microbe biotic diet.
It’s Pi Day! Remember: if you give free pie to an ex (Ï€ + x), your ex becomes a buy-no-meal.

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