Nuts that help men get women: macadamia.
food and drink
I saw a performance artist vomiting soup. It was absolutely broth-taking.
When ordering seconds of Jamaican food at a restaurant in Utah, you have to ask for “more man“.
I’m so sick of vegetarian propaganda. Just the flax, please!
I made a rousing speech about pickled fruits that start with ‘Q’. Far and wide I became known for my grand dill o’ quince.
NED: Eating yogurt gives me pornographic hallucinations.
ED: Really?
NED: Yeah. I think it’s the acidophallus.
Your favourite All Bran commercials can be brownloaded from the Internet.
Frozen french fries will give you cool-tuber-osis
The weird new fad in restaurants is serving roadkilled bird. I went to such a place last night. Man it was crow dead.
Buy a winnebagel. You have muffin to lose. People might think you’re cookie, but donut listen.