The French don’t like eating raw fish – they’re afraid of food poissoning.
food and drink
What’s a mafia hitman’s breakfast beverage of choice?
Cap a gino!
Lunch restaurants make me emotional. I get all cafe teary-eyed .
During Prohibition did mice visit squeakeasies?
Jesus rose again, on Yeaster Sunday. He died ferment, but truly He is the leaven Lord.
Why should you never let a large computer file taste your sandwich?
Because it would take a thousand mega-bites!
I refuse to make leek and potato soup. It’s just a vichyssoise circle.
It can be dangerous to eat unskinned meat. You might end up in the more-chew-hairy.
For those trying to give up salty snacks for Lent, I say beer nut afraid.
Do race car drivers skip brake fast?


