Did many oil tankers crash in Prince William Sound because the captain drank too much coffee?
No, just Juan Valdez.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...The man who broke up with his longtime girlfriend went on a consolational fruit-eating binge. When asked how he was handling it, the fellow merely raised a half-eaten piece of produce. “Can’t you see,” he said, “I am in the depths of this pear.“
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Want to get high instantly? Buy a can o’ bisquik.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...The Spearmint Killer held his victims at gumpoint. He threatened to blow everything up.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Which famous playwright made fruit smoothies?
Shakes pear.
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