The woman stuck a pole up a Swedish guy’s behind. That’s how she got Sven aerial disease.
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diseases
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I was so happy to get over my paralysis. In fact I was ex-static.
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Frozen french fries will give you cool-tuber-osis
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How do you surgically remove bad memories?
Get a happendectomy.
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Anyone who repeatedly paves a street is retarreded.
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If I got a yeast infection, I wouldn’t complain. I don’t want to seem like a spore’s port.
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Catching swine flu is a porcine of health.
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Careful – if you kiss an Irish rock star, you might get Bono.
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NED: Joe Malignant is no longer my friend.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because – he’s always spreading tumours about me!