Favourite nursery rhyme of WWI ‘trench foot‘ victims: Pus in Boots.
diseases
Lepers live and die by the sore.
The Gents aren’t ones to make puns involving epilepsy and synagogues, but if the shul fits…
[Yikes! If this puns has you foaming at the mouth, you should also get checked for rabbis…]
Now for a very special series: Our STI movie night! Caught on the big screen*, in HPV-D!
Featuring:
- Warts of the World
- Extraordinary Pimples
- Gonorrhea in 60 Seconds, starring V.Diesel (an infectious horror show!)
- Schindler’s Syphilist
- Pus in Booty
- The Quickie and The Dead
- Sleeping with the Emnity
- Star Whores Episode II: Attack of the Colons
Followed by a live performance of wandering menstruals!
*or catch it virally on YouTube
Are bulimics all bile lingual?
Frozen french fries will give you cool-tuber-osis
I wanted to be an organ donor, but the doctors never de-livered.
Did you hear about the epileptic jiggle-o? He was seized as a prostitute, after cruising the spaz scene. I say it’s no one else’s business though: ‘twitch his own.
I check for gonad cancer by feeling my teste size.
Decades ago, watching late night TV was found to be Carsonogenic.