The worst healthcare system is in Illinois. They should rename it Sickago.
diseases
It’s the disease of many faces. In fact, anyone in a bathroom could have loo piss.
People with diabetes shouldn’t fool around. No more hanky pancreas!
NED: Do you laugh at heart attack puns?
ED: Yes. Artery hard har!
Which soft drink is most violently contagious?
SARSparilla.
There’s a high incidence of cancer at polyp and paper mills.
Why do people who have bad reactions to milk not put up with amputees?
Because they are lack-toes intolerant!
The blind man protesting outside the White House was brailling against authority.
I picked up chicken pox at a shingles bar.
The blind jazz singer had pimples. Does noticing that make me Ray cyst?