Death row inmates with laryngitis can’t speak up for themselves. Their women will want to save them, however, because they’re hung like a hoarse.
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(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...Do our puns make you vomit? Then visit a refluxologist!
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...I eat pie and it makes me sick. I’m a member of the Flu Flux Flan.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When a dog is choking, other dogs will frantically sniff its butt in an attempt to save it. This is known as the hind-lick manoeuver.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The worst healthcare system is in Illinois. They should rename it Sickago.
(6 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...It’s the disease of many faces. In fact, anyone in a bathroom could have loo piss.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...People with diabetes shouldn’t fool around. No more hanky pancreas!
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...NED: Do you laugh at heart attack puns?
ED: Yes. Artery hard har!
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Which soft drink is most violently contagious?
SARSparilla.
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