The spread of testicular cancer has reached epididymis proportions.
diseases
The worst healthcare system is in Illinois. They should rename it Sickago.
It’s the disease of many faces. In fact, anyone in a bathroom could have loo piss.
People with diabetes shouldn’t fool around. No more hanky pancreas!
NED: Do you laugh at heart attack puns?
ED: Yes. Artery hard har!
Which soft drink is most violently contagious?
SARSparilla.
There’s a high incidence of cancer at polyp and paper mills.
Why do people who have bad reactions to milk not put up with amputees?
Because they are lack-toes intolerant!
The blind man protesting outside the White House was brailling against authority.
I picked up chicken pox at a shingles bar.


