I eat pie and it makes me sick. I’m a member of the Flu Flux Flan.
diseases
When a dog is choking, other dogs will frantically sniff its butt in an attempt to save it. This is known as the hind-lick manoeuver.
The spread of testicular cancer has reached epididymis proportions.
The worst healthcare system is in Illinois. They should rename it Sickago.
It’s the disease of many faces. In fact, anyone in a bathroom could have loo piss.
People with diabetes shouldn’t fool around. No more hanky pancreas!
NED: Do you laugh at heart attack puns?
ED: Yes. Artery hard har!
Which soft drink is most violently contagious?
SARSparilla.
There’s a high incidence of cancer at polyp and paper mills.
Why do people who have bad reactions to milk not put up with amputees?
Because they are lack-toes intolerant!

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