I would die for shopping. I’m a Walmartyr.
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(8 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...The calligrapher hit by a car was wrotequill.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...There is no truth to the rumour that Vanna White was found dead, disemvoweled.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Do pathologists shop at the coroner store?
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...People who drink suntan lotion aka suicide balmers.
(5 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Barber Sweeney Todd never killed anyone. Those are just vicious groomers.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...The gaping wound in my arm makes me want to kill myself. I have suicidal tendon sees.
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...The boxer who turned priest found much glee in visiting his former ring opponents who were now old and sick, and administering a few last rights.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...How do you execute a king? Royal him alive.
(7 votes, average: 1.71 out of 5)Loading...How do you tell if a soccer player is dead?
He doesn’t respond to the coroner kick.
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