You could say a lot of well-meaning things about people who jump off of buildings, but at the end of the day most of them areĀ splatted dudes.
death
When I die, please skip the embalming. I’m not one for empty formaldehydes. These are my final odours.
The worst way to be crucified? Die agonyly.
Detectives assigned to gun crimes should ask themselves “What was the killer’s Ammo?”
Falling asleep while diving can be fatal, aka snore killing.
Never rush a decapitation. You don’t want to get a head of yourself.
Infanticide is a horrific form of smotherly love.
Someone who gets crushed to death shopping on Black Friday, aka a Walmartyr.
Why can’t little people be killed?
Because—they aren’t more tall beings.
Some railway employees will be run over with a locomotive. They are the trainees.


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