The French-Canadian lumberjack cut his friend in half. He was accused of sawed-ami.
death
They found a new way to kill pirates:
Gas them with argon.
My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.
When someone stole my toilet paper, I felt like I had been visited by the Grim Wiper.
Auctioning a corpse: now that’s morbid!
If I follow a Mediterranean diet, olive oil long time.
The priest left for dead in the church fire was said to have parished.
Hear about the bold new killer?
Emphasisema.
How much mass does it take to smother an elderly woman?
Just one kilogram. But the guilt weighs heavily.
Someone who gets crushed to death shopping on Black Friday, aka a Walmartyr.