Someone who gets crushed to death shopping on Black Friday, aka a Walmartyr.
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(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...Why can’t little people be killed?
Because—they aren’t more tall beings.
(11 votes, average: 4.45 out of 5)Loading...Some railway employees will be run over with a locomotive. They are the trainees.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...It can be dangerous to eat unskinned meat. You might end up in the more-chew-hairy.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...As a necrophiliac, there’s always plots to do.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Exhuming a corpse is rather updignified behaviour.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...I would die for shopping. I’m a Walmartyr.
(8 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...The calligrapher hit by a car was wrotequill.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...There is no truth to the rumour that Vanna White was found dead, disemvoweled.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Do pathologists shop at the coroner store?
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