I have no regrets about hurling Mr. Potatohead to his death. I yam what I yam.
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(10 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...NED: Being a cremator is a lucrative business.
ED: How’s that?
NED: You urn a lot!
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...The immigrant who fell into a wood chipper was a victim of ethnic slurries.
(9 votes, average: 4.22 out of 5)Loading...Any species extinction is a genuscide.
(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I can never remember if all of Louis XVI’s relatives were guillotined too. Let’s not split heirs.
(6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Death row inmates with laryngitis can’t speak up for themselves. Their women will want to save them, however, because they’re hung like a hoarse.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...You could say a lot of well-meaning things about people who jump off of buildings, but at the end of the day most of them are splatted dudes.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...When I die, please skip the embalming. I’m not one for empty formaldehydes. These are my final odours.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The worst way to be crucified? Die agonyly.
(5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Detectives assigned to gun crimes should ask themselves “What was the killer’s Ammo?”
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