I tried to make a living rowing cows across a river. It was just income paddle bull with my lifestyle.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...What does a Hispanic cow say?
“Moo chews grass yes!”
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Unfortunately, the latest research on mutant cows is inconclusive. Too many varied bulls.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...I don’t have any livestock after China took over Macau.
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I angered my butcher. It only made things worse when I told him “don’t halve a cow.”
(5 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The detective fingered the cattle rustler, figuring he had probable cows.
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...To kill all the cows, you need moo clear weapons.
(7 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)Loading...Of items on my bucket list, having a 3-way with a cow is probably the most ménage a bull.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Cows don’t grow on trees. Unless they’re heifergreen.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...All the earth’s bovines could only fit in a rumination. That rules out Macau, but maybe not Cattleonia. Cows are inherently grazist, which, if herded together cud be a problem. Just thinking about this puts me in a bad moo. I think I’ll watch my favourite TV show Milkin’ in the Meadow now.
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