I went to Starbucks and ordered leather pants. I said “Don’t you sell moo-cow chinos?”
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...A cow’s favourite prayer is “Hail Mary, full of graze…” It’s even more popular than the Our Fodder.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...The Karate Kid came up with an elaborate plan to obtain large quantities of tender beef. He was very Macchio Vealian that way.
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...I tried to make a living rowing cows across a river. It was just income paddle bull with my lifestyle.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Which famous animal behoofiourist mooonlighted as a cowhide tanner?
BF Skinner.
(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Gregor Samsa woke from uneasy dreams to discover he had become a farm animal. With bronchitis. How bizarre! It was Coughcowesque.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...You should never feed scrap metal to cows. I tried it once, and there was a moo tinny!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I angered my butcher. It only made things worse when I told him “don’t halve a cow.”
(5 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Of items on my bucket list, having a 3-way with a cow is probably the most ménage a bull.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Cows don’t grow on trees. Unless they’re heifergreen.
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