All the earth’s bovines could only fit in a rumination. That rules out Macau, but maybe not Cattleonia. Cows are inherently grazist, which, if herded together cud be a problem. Just thinking about this puts me in a bad moo. I think I’ll watch my favourite TV show Milkin’ in the Meadow now.
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Loading...Gregor Samsa woke from uneasy dreams to discover he had become a farm animal. With bronchitis. How bizarre! It was Coughcowesque.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My Ph.D thesis was on cattle raised in the Roman city of Pompeii. To understand it all I had to visit the ancient mooins.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I tried to convince my cow to wear shoes. She said, “Sorry, I am not yet suede.”
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Baby cows make good friends, as heifer buddy knows.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What do cows chant at a soccer game? Au lait, au lait, au lait, au lait.
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The French paparazzi accused the celebrity of bestiality. They claim he was caught in the boeuf.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Want to cut the grass? Use a cow, aka a lawn mooer.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Feeding beef to a dog is in corgi a bull behaviour.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Forget about cows! It’ll be a low off your mind.
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