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Pun of the Day

07/06/2026 · No comments

Hear about the play they staged at a cemetery?

It got grave reviews.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags cemeteries, death, the arts Leave a comment
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/24/2025 · No comments

As a necrophiliac, there’s always plots to do.

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(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/10/2025 · 1 comment

Setting fire to a cemetery is an act of tomb fuellery.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags arson, cemeteries, crime 1 Comment
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/12/2024 · No comments
My friend Barry works at a cemetery. He got the job after Doug left. Ash works there too, big guy, just under six feet.
Categories Pun of the Day Tags cemeteries, death, names, occupations Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/04/2023 · 1 comment

Foreigners weren’t allowed in the cemetery because they could only inter nationals.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags cemeteries, death, graveyards 1 Comment
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/02/2022 · No comments

Graverobbers get up to a lot of skulldiggery.

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/03/2021 · No comments

I just found out that my mother’s sister has been forced to work in a graveyard and I’m in diggin’ aunt about it.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags anger, cemeteries, family, graveyards, random Leave a comment
(3 votes, average: 1.33 out of 5)

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