Pun of the Day
celebrities
Pun of the Day
Miley Cyrus doesn’t have twerk another day in her life.
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Snoop Dogg is the latest celebrity to speak out against far right fuzz shizzum.
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Dustin ‘Offman is a neat freak.
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Did you hear George Michael jumped ship to join a hair-metal band? It’s like Wham! to the Slaughter.
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Lance Armstrong felt better after appearing on Oprah. She gave him performance-enhancing hugs. Nonetheless, Lance committed male fraud: He was master of the pellets-on. Somehow he never failed his testes—he didn’t stop until he had one. Now, stripped of his Tour titles, the most shocking revelation is that Lance has a No Jersey accent. Anyway I guess it’s back to eating Sheryl Crow. [The Gents thank Ashley, Bryan and Jordan for collaborating on today’s puns!]
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Eminem owns two pipelines in Central Asia:
- Gas Uzbek
- ‘Stan
(what about Sallim Zashadi)?
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The weirdest celebrity Christmas ever was when Eminem sang in reverse and then disappeared. He un-rapped his presence.
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How does ‘Father Earth’ dance so well?
Well, he’s a scientist, so he uses an Algoreithm.