Dustin ‘Offman is a neat freak.
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(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Did you hear George Michael jumped ship to join a hair-metal band? It’s like Wham! to the Slaughter.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Lance Armstrong felt better after appearing on Oprah. She gave him performance-enhancing hugs. Nonetheless, Lance committed male fraud: He was master of the pellets-on. Somehow he never failed his testes—he didn’t stop until he had one. Now, stripped of his Tour titles, the most shocking revelation is that Lance has a No Jersey accent. Anyway I guess it’s back to eating Sheryl Crow. [The Gents thank Ashley, Bryan and Jordan for collaborating on today’s puns!]
(10 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Eminem owns two pipelines in Central Asia:
- Gas Uzbek
- ‘Stan
(what about Sallim Zashadi)?
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The weirdest celebrity Christmas ever was when Eminem sang in reverse and then disappeared. He un-rapped his presence.
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...How does ‘Father Earth’ dance so well?
Well, he’s a scientist, so he uses an Algoreithm.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...He Ramsay ‘nother expletive down your throat.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...There is one TV psychologist who is a compulsive over-eater. They call him Doctor Fill My Craw.
(3 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Why can’t J-Lo complete the purchase of her house?
Cuz she’s always in ass-grow.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Mike Myers is rumoured to be starring as a French donkey scatologist, in So I Married an Ass Merdereur
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