Anyone who keeps buying GM cars is a fool. I will re-Buick them.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I got so scared when driving my new car, I soiled my pants. It must have been the turd-bowl charged engine.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The calligrapher hit by a car was wrotequill.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My dad tried to fuel his car with Viagra. Erected pretty bad. Though I also heard the AAA is trying to pass off Viagra as fuel. I think they’re stiffing their members with that one! The cops pulled me over and said ‘Here, penis cup.’ Also, Viagra has a new celebrity spokesman. That’s right: Randy Johnson.
(11 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)Loading...There’s a lot of roads in Carpathia.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Do BMWs run on assholine?
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Electric cars are silent by deaf ignition.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...If Jesus worked for General Motors, would He be a car painter?
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...I hit a frog, and my car was toadaled.
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.
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