When my new car drove off itself a cliff, I realized I had bought a lemming.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...A wheel came flying off my car and knocked my teeth out. It all happened axel dentally.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who keeps buying GM cars is a fool. I will re-Buick them.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I got so scared when driving my new car, I soiled my pants. It must have been the turd-bowl charged engine.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The calligrapher hit by a car was wrotequill.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My dad tried to fuel his car with Viagra. Erected pretty bad. Though I also heard the AAA is trying to pass off Viagra as fuel. I think they’re stiffing their members with that one! The cops pulled me over and said ‘Here, penis cup.’ Also, Viagra has a new celebrity spokesman. That’s right: Randy Johnson.
(11 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)Loading...There’s a lot of roads in Carpathia.
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(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Electric cars are silent by deaf ignition.
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