Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
Pun of the Day
Someone stole my Swedish car: it’s a real Saab story. I don’t mean to get emotional; I guess I’m too inVolvo’ed. Heck I’ve even considered going scuba diving, to see if it’s buried underwater – but I’m afraid of getting the Benz. I know, it’s my own fault; I really should be driving a Mazda Me-oughta, especially after the hos had blown on my loaner, a Poontiac. GM cars really make me Buick. (As for British imports – get Bentley!)
Pun of the Day
I’m thinking of buying one of those vegetable-powered, ‘biodiesel’ cars. In fact I hear the new Strutabagar is quite comfortable. It has ample leg-ume.
Pun of the Day
I bought a driverless car, but it drove itself off a cliff. What a lemming.
Pun of the Day
If you don’t like my very large automobile then file agree vans.
Pun of the Day
A vehicle full of nasty Bronx cougars? Cargoyles.
Pun of the Day
Do citrus farmers drive around in lime-oozings?
Pun of the Day
What’s the fastest fast food? A: Lamb-burger-inis.
Pun of the Day
I totaled my Audi. Now it’s an Inni.
Pun of the Day
How do they seed clouds? Alter rain vehicles.
Pun of the Day
Mohondas Gandhi loved Japanese cars.