So many farm animals are shamefully raised in holes, under cow pitalism.
Pun of the Day
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Pun of the Day
So many farm animals are shamefully raised in holes, under cow pitalism.
Pun of the Day
Farmers should plough the field before watering crops: aka rows before hose.
Pun of the Day
Anyone who grows a large yam-type vegetable is in for a rutabega-ning.
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Don’t criticize me when I talk about breeding fruit. I’m just speaking fig iteratively.
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The balding farmer had no hairable land.
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They don’t grow pigs in Los Angeles. It’s too LA boarious.
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Farmers are full of hay tread.
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Weeding is a high-growth industry, but it started as a grasp roots movement. It took a hunch and a good amount of pluck, but now it has people all over the earth on their knees – and they really dig it.
Pun of the Day
Wheat farmers possess triticale thinking skills.
Pun of the Day
If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear?