Music Puns
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Which band is raising a stink? New Odour. See most recent music puns What band do farmers play when their opium crop fails? Skinny Poppy! Which band was inspired by puffy toy animals? Nerf-fauna. As fans of Axl and Slash, Pat and Rhain's favourite rock band is Puns 'n' Groanses. What's a Scotsman's favourite U2 song? 'With or Without Ewe'. Man cannot live on bread alone? Au contraire! As the Beatles sang, 'All You Need Is Loaf'. Which Beatle was communist? John Lenin. All of Pearl Jam's decisions are to be approved by Eddie Vetter. Which songstress got a ligament transplant from rocker Cocker? Joe-knee Mitchell! Which folksinger was an oil baron? Bob Drillin'. " was hung up on actress Bancroft? Bob Dial-Anne. " killed his internet server? Bob Die-LAN. " loved colourful wool sweaters? Bob Dye-lamb. Which rocker gave up a career as a chicken trainer? Jimi Hentricks! Who's famous for his sugary ballads? Bon-bon Jovi! REM's popular hit about facing your inner heart of darkness? 'Everybody Kurtz'. Which artist has been prostrate since childhood? Kneel Young. Can the singer of Purple Rain really boogie? Who - Prance? Which diva's a target for media muckrakers? Mudonher! Which Beatle was hounded by puck bunnies during his stellar hockey career? Rink-ho Starr! Which band is horny? The Sax Pistols! Which 60s band was implicated in terrorism? The Hamas and the Papas! Musical genius? Eminem is no smartie. Which British group jogs in the morning? Dew-ran Dew-ran! Was Boy George a stickler for punctuation? Yes, he wrote Comma-chameleon! What U2 album was a joke? The Josh-ua Tree! Which Beatles album had buzz? Api Road! Which classical composer was lured into a furnace? Ludwig van Bait-oven! You're lucky if the composer of the Hungarian Rhapsody makes your acquaintance - you can add him to your Franz Liszt! Which composer likes to cut wood? Chopin. Who's Salt-N-Pepa's favourite composer? Franz Shoop-ert. Which composer's routine consisted of drinking tea, hacking his lungs out, and then hitting the slopes? Chai-cough-ski! |