Wade - wacky b&w stud
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Grab your paddle and hop into the Punshine river - 'cause our newest adonis gives you just one choice: Row vs. Wade! This 5'11" nature boy is a grad of University of New Brunswick 's Forestry program; and Wade knows that even the woodlands are full of pun potential: "Term papers like 'Chainsaw vs. Axe; What Wood You Use?' and 'Proper Care And Maintenance Of Your Bush' kept me focused," says the 27-year-old "- and on academic probation." Jumpin' lumberjacks! When not churning out zingers Wade can be found on both sides of the camera at SHAGEEN SHORTS (www.shageen.com) where he stars in and produces his own short films. Oh yeah, one last thing about this pun-tastic fella: he's 100 per cent onomatopoetic. Vroom baby, Vroom!
turn-offs: "not saying what you really want. Being forward doesn't make you slutty, it makes you satisfied."
turn-ons: "tattoos that aren't easily covered up with a t-shirt"
confession: "I'm a huge Courtney Love fan. Please everybody, leave her alone and let her be the craziest, sexiest bitch on earth."
advice to aspiring punsters: "asses/assess is funny. Everybody has one, so everybody can relate."
best thing about being a Do-It-Yourself Punshine boy: "being naked on the internet…again."
word to the Punshine Girls: "sexy minds really do conquer all."
send Wade a message: email firstname.lastname@example.org.
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