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Pun Gents :: Original Pun of the Day Archives for May 2006 RSS feed:  (Click here for subscription instructions)05/31/06 I'll shuffle my Excel spreadsheet data only as a last re-sort. 05/30/06 NED: I'm against breastfeeding in public! 05/29/06 Last words of the Titanic captain? 'Holey Ship!' 05/28/06 Did Native Americans read the canoes-paper to find stuff out? 05/27/06 Do occultists have to get their Bachelor of Seance degree? 05/26/06 My spit doesn't sink. It's so phlegm buoyant. 05/25/06 NED: I lost my French grammar exercise book 05/24/06 If the economy is moving, why do we have to budget? 05/23/06 The Vatican TV channel is no longer free. They're switching to pope-per-view. 05/22/06 Do Pat and Rhain ever hang out in Starbucks? Yes, it's a sign of PunGentrification. 05/21/06 Jane Austen was a fan of online enumeration. Just look at her book, Census and Sensible-IT. 05/20/06 War crimes scandal: everyone knows how Slobodan Milosevic was recently found dead in his prison cell in Geneva. Less well known is that rapper Vanilla Ice has also been charged - with rhymes against humanity. 05/19/06 Hear the midget rap song about platform shoes? 05/18/06 A hooligan ripped apart a Hindu holy text inside the Taj Mahal. He was charged with Agra Veda'd assault. 05/17/06 Where did Judas betray Jesus? In the Garden of Get-Some-Money. 05/16/06 Which Canadian political party is prone to fits of self-indulgent prattling? The Blog Quebecois. 05/15/06 George Eliot's parents knew she would be a novelist. Because as a child, she was a tomeboy. 05/14/06 Do barbers in Zimbabwe drive Hairaris? 05/13/06 Will a sex change operation affect your bowel movements? Yes - you'll get die-urethra. 05/12/06 Never trust a talking cat. It might be lion! 05/11/06 What's a Scotsman's favourite Ricky Martin song? She Baangs 05/10/06 Are there racists in Switzerland? Yes. For example: the Cuckoo-Clocks Clan. 05/09/06 Why is it difficult to comprehend skinhead footwear? Because - they're a pair o docs. 05/08/06 Was the midget upset at his forced 'heightening' operation? Yes, he was disruntled. 05/07/06 Priests sure know how to treat a laity. 05/06/06 After Lincoln was shot, he was made fun of by punsters. He was a victim of 05/05/06 How does the Asian mafia recruit new members? They Tri ads. 05/04/06 Does the Bride of Frankenstein have to deal with monstruation? 05/03/06 Which Smurf nemesis has bad breath? 05/02/06 NED: Did you hear the pun about the sick bird? For more Puns of the Day, see the rest of the Archives. |
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