Pun Gents :: Daily Jokes, One-liners, Groaners, Puns of the day :: Puns on Demand :: Punshine Girls and Boys! tag:www.pungents.com,2008://2 2008-05-16 Movable Type 3.2 tag:www.pungents.com,2008://2.784 2008-05-16 2008-05-16 Are proctologists competent? Yes, probe ably.... Pun Gents http://www.pungents.com Are proctologists competent?

Yes, probe ably.

]]> tag:www.pungents.com,2008://2.783 2008-05-15 2008-05-15 I woke up the other morning and there was a new fridge in my kitchen. It was like Amana from heaven.... Pun Gents http://www.pungents.com I woke up the other morning and there was a new fridge in my kitchen. It was like Amana from heaven.

]]> tag:www.pungents.com,2008://2.782 2008-05-14 2008-05-14 I drank too much bouillon and now I pee soup.... Pun Gents http://www.pungents.com I drank too much bouillon and now I pee soup.

]]> tag:www.pungents.com,2008://2.781 2008-05-13 2008-05-13 It's hard to be the mayor of Sanaa - you're surrounded by Ye men.... Pun Gents http://www.pungents.com It's hard to be the mayor of Sanaa - you're surrounded by Ye men.

]]> tag:www.pungents.com,2008://2.780 2008-05-12 2008-05-12 There are no Wikipedia extries for Boxing. Because the facts are spars.... Pun Gents http://www.pungents.com There are no Wikipedia extries for Boxing. Because the facts are spars.

]]> tag:www.pungents.com,2008://2.779 2008-05-11 2008-05-11 There are holes in France. Trou story.... Pun Gents http://www.pungents.com There are holes in France. Trou story.

]]> tag:www.pungents.com,2008://2.778 2008-05-10 2008-05-10 Emails are unreliable, because they're missing the fax.... Pun Gents http://www.pungents.com Emails are unreliable, because they're missing the fax.

]]> tag:www.pungents.com,2008://2.777 2008-05-09 2008-05-09 If you're in Britain and need money, don't ask an aquarium. They may lend you a few squid, but be careful: they're sharks! You're better off asking a crusty Asian, who doesn't have mussel to back himself up.... Pun Gents http://www.pungents.com If you're in Britain and need money, don't ask an aquarium. They may lend you a few squid, but be careful: they're sharks! You're better off asking a crusty Asian, who doesn't have mussel to back himself up.

]]> tag:www.pungents.com,2008://2.776 2008-05-08 2008-05-08 Cheerleading spectacles are a lot of pom and circumstance.... Pun Gents http://www.pungents.com Cheerleading spectacles are a lot of pom and circumstance.

]]> tag:www.pungents.com,2008://2.775 2008-05-07 2008-05-07 Did Henry Ford usher in the Auto-man empire?... Pun Gents http://www.pungents.com Did Henry Ford usher in the Auto-man empire?

]]> tag:www.pungents.com,2008://2.773 2008-05-06 2008-05-06 After Pamela Anderson left Baywatch, the outlook was Bleeth.... Pun Gents http://www.pungents.com After Pamela Anderson left Baywatch, the outlook was Bleeth.

]]> tag:www.pungents.com,2008://2.772 2008-05-05 2008-05-05 Don't go to hotels in Iran. You'll just line the pockets of the Hyatt-toll-ah.... Pun Gents http://www.pungents.com Don't go to hotels in Iran. You'll just line the pockets of the Hyatt-toll-ah.

]]> tag:www.pungents.com,2008://2.769 2008-05-04 2008-05-04 Does the King of Midgets rely on inchmen do to his bidding?... Pun Gents http://www.pungents.com Does the King of Midgets rely on inchmen do to his bidding?

]]> tag:www.pungents.com,2008://2.771 2008-05-03 2008-05-03 The Lone Ranger's sidekick always wore sandals. They called him Tantoe.... Pun Gents http://www.pungents.com The Lone Ranger's sidekick always wore sandals. They called him Tantoe.

]]> tag:www.pungents.com,2008://2.770 2008-05-02 2008-05-02 I like to stand in lineups, looking at the queued girls.... Pun Gents http://www.pungents.com I like to stand in lineups, looking at the queued girls.

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