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Pun Gents :: Original Pun of the Day Archives for February 2006 RSS feed:  (Click here for subscription instructions)02/28/06 NED: Did the Secretary of State buy a new car? 02/27/06 Dwarf infomercial: "Wait, that's not tall!" 02/26/06 What do you call a tourist ripoff in Venice? 02/25/06 The bumbling mattress thief was cot unawares. He was in deep sheet. He sought comforter by downy some pillows. He refused to take responsibility for his actions; he tried to pass the boxspring. "Put your hammocks up in the air," the police shouted, "resistance is futon." 02/24/06 They depicted Mohammad's donkey in a Danish newspaper cartoon. It was an insult to his llama. 02/23/06 How did the illiterate tyrant sign his name? 'X marks despot.' 02/22/06 True or false: Marc O'Polo was Irish. 02/21/06 Hear about the business man turned serial killer? He was obsessed with stalk options! 02/20/06 If I hear any more Celine Dion, I'm going to climb the walls and Di on the ceiling. 02/19/06 Giving birth to a happy baby is no mean fetus. 02/18/06 NED: You should avoid visiting the Handcuff Museum. 02/17/06 The stockbroker turned motivational speaker traded insecurities. 02/16/06 Which African country is populated by pygmies? S'malia! 02/15/06 Hear about the bold new killer? Emphasisema. 02/14/06 NED: Hear about the cock-fight at the Mexican bar? 02/13/06 Hannibal Lecter wore an Indian man's skin as clothes. He especially liked his Kashmir sweater. 02/12/06 Which linguist is a midget-eating cannibal? Gnome Chompsky. 02/11/06 Was the ranch hand who rode a mechanical bull playing cowboys and engines? 02/10/06 NED: I got into an argument with a midget today. 02/09/06 Do orchestra musicians dine alone? No - it's always a table for tuba! 02/08/06 Music pun: Loudon Wainwright III's car comes with a son Rufus. 02/07/06 How is physics similar to medicine? It's an atomy subject. 02/06/06 Do most women wanna get pregnant? Ovulously. 02/05/06 In Scotland all roads lead to loam. 02/04/06 The pirate captain was on the prow-l, looking stern. His mates all bowed to him. "This is mission of great in-port." He looked at his cannons, then gazed at the sky and said "Bless me Fodder." His sailors warshipped him. What a bunch of frigate idiots. 02/03/06 Being South Asian and selling a cow is Indo-fence-a-bull. 02/02/06 The Gents fear death from puncreatic cancer. 02/01/06 The gay baker who had a fallen souffle was flan-buoyant nonetheless. For more Puns of the Day, see the rest of the Archives. |
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