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Pun Gents :: Original Pun of the Day For older Puns of the Day, see the Archives. RSS feed:  (Click here for subscription instructions)1/31/2005 Why should you never let a large computer file taste your sandwich? Because it would take a thousand mega-bites! 1/30/2005 Why is it thermodynamically impossible to clean a chicken coop?
Because hentropy increases. 1/29/2005 How do advertisers boost sales of Gravol?
They tell customers to take it at nauseum. 1/28/2005 How do barbers advertise in the Bible Belt?
"Jesus shaves." 1/27/2005 Why was Blackbeard upset when he misplaced his jars of urine?
Because a pirate without p is irate. 1/26/2005 Why did the forensics investigator prefer rap music?
Because there is nothing better than Fresh Prince! 1/25/2005 Why did Laertes place tariffs on foreign bookcases?
Because Polonius advised him, "This above all else: to thine home shelf be true!" 1/24/2005 How does the church encourage dialogue between divorced couples?
By ex-communicating them! 1/23/2005 Hear about the dentist and his evil twin?
They were molar opposites! 1/22/2005 How do you hunt down a cunning linguist?
With a semioterotomatic rifle! 1/21/2005 1/20/2005 If Monet avoided both situps and jogging, would that make him an abs/track repressionist? 1/19/2005 Where in the desert will you find Tony Danza?
At an Oh-eh-sis! 1/18/2005 Why did Moses think it was a mistake for his brother to worship beneath the leg of the Golden Calf?
Because he was Aaron on the side of cow-shin. 1/17/2005 Did you hear about the plague of cartoon skunks?
It's a Pepidemic! 1/16/2005 What Yoda said when Jerry Maguire told him a joke:
"Shows me the pun, he." 1/15/2005 1/14/2005 What's the first resource for an unemployed preacher?
Book of Job. 1/13/2005 Why was the soprano obsessed with songs that had both length and width?
Because she wanted to sing an area. 1/12/2005 What does a portly fellow wear to get shelter from the rain?
A pauncho. 1/11/2005 Why was Detective Twain encouraged after visiting the forensics lab in the case of The Bubblegum Murders?
Because he had the prints - and he'd soon have the popper. 1/10/2005 Q: Does the Czech capital embrace ideology?
A: Not at all - it's a Prague-matic town. 1/09/2005 It must be pretty rough living in Corsica. 1/08/2005 What is the best tool for treating ADD?
A short attention spanner. 1/07/2005 Why does milk explore interstellar space when ingested by a seagull?
Because it's enter-gull-lactic! 1/06/2005 Why do grapes always dry up in the sun?
Because it's the raisinable thing to do. 1/05/2005 Is rapper 50 Cent completely crazy, or only half loonie? 1/04/2005 What's a lisping dentist's favourite garment?
A tee-thurt. 1/03/2005 Is baldness inherited or exhairited? 1/02/2005 When should you lick an incandescent bulb?
When the filament's made of tongue-sten. 1/01/2005 Why does the Pope travel so much?
Because he's a roamin' Catholic! For more Puns of the Day, see the Archives. |
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