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Pun Gents :: Original Pun of the Day Archives for October 2005 RSS feed:  (Click here for subscription instructions)10/31/05 Did Count Dracula purchase his castle legally? No - as a vampire, he was undeed. 10/30/05 What's Phil Knight's favourite music? Sole. 10/29/05 Hear about the Scottish dwarf who owned a microbrewery, and was also a vampire? They called him Plaid the Imp Aler. 10/28/05 Are the rooves on Al-Qaeda hideouts tiled with terror cotta? 10/27/05 Puns about exploding cows? Absolutely tear a bull. 10/26/05 Are most cabbies dangerous drivers? Like the old saying goes - nothing's certain but death in taxis. 10/25/05 Why do assholes never keep their mouth shut? Because of the butt-talks! 10/24/05 How does a deaf man tell you about his broken heart? Sighin' language. 10/23/05 Do Muslims celebrate the Thanksgiving Harvest? Yes, there are a Koranucopia of traditions! 10/22/05 When birds play baseball, it's easy to tell who's pigeon. 10/21/05 When Jesus was on Earth, the winters were very cold. Luckily he had his 12 apopsicles. 10/20/05 Why are there so many cigarette ads at auto races? Because the tobacco companies will profit from car-synergic events. 10/19/05 Are Mexicans stubborn? Yes, they have a Juan-track Mayan. 10/18/05 I committed a crime during Oktoberfest, and my German friend ratted on me to the cops. Man, what a schnitz. 10/17/05 Michael Jackson thought he was Jesus. One day he even gave the Sermon on the Mount. And it was known as the Beat-it-udes. 10/16/05 The man who broke up with his longtime girlfriend went on a consolational fruit-eating binge. When asked how he was handling it, the fellow merely raised a half-eaten piece of produce. "Can't you see," he said, "I am in the depths of this pear." 10/15/05 What the hungry dwarf said when offered a side of pork: "Pig me!" 10/14/05 The zoo knows that gorilla marketing can be very effective. 10/13/05 Judge: "The defendant is accused of selling bootlegged copies of 'Mony Mony'..." Lawyer: "I object your honour, this is Idol speculation!" 10/12/05 Was Paris of Troy known for cruelty toward animals? Yes - when he took a shot at Achilles' seal. 10/11/05 What's the birthstone of the chronically suicidal? Ruby. 10/10/05 At lunchtime do miners go to the food quartz? 10/09/05 In frontier times, the town of Arial, Nebraska, was suffering mayhem. It was sans sherif. 10/08/05 Which great Western movie was about a pun contest? High Noun. 10/07/05 I hate when my chili has too much pepper in it. I cayenne stand it! 10/06/05 How does Davy Crockett order pie in a restaurant? "Remember the A la mode!" 10/05/05 Holmes and Watson went to a vegan restaurant that served only tree dishes. Watson asked Holmes how he would order. Sherlock replied "Elm entree, my dear." 10/04/05 Is the overuse of prescription drugs leading to the End of the World? Yes, Pharmageddon aka the Apothecalypse. 10/03/05 In Italy do the priests ride around on vespers? 10/02/05 In Greece do they deliver packages with Feta-Ex? For more Puns of the Day, see the rest of the Archives. |
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