Dear Pun Gents, we are having a tennis charity event on Valentine's day. Need a slogan re the old saying "to tennis players love means nothing" - to show that's not true. ~Laura, Charlotte, NC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT

1. Whack your balls on Valentine's Day
2. Get to first baseline.
3. You'll hear lots of backhanded compliments.
4. If you like cougars it'll be, Love-40+
5. Matchmaking point.
6. Get double-teamed.

Dear Pun Gents, I need a team name for some ladies in their forties going to Florida for a tennis tournament/ladies weekend.  ~Christi, Lafayette, LA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. 40-Love
2. Net Worth
3. Balls to the Wall
4. High Strung Ladies

Dear Pungents, I’m on a women’s tennis team in San Francisco. We’re looking for a clever name for our team. Any thoughts? ~Nina, San Francisco

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) Elle Deuces (El Duce)
2) The Racketteers
3) The Rackettes
4) Microserves (Microserfs)
5) The Lob-yists
6) Sets in the City

Dear Pungents, our friend Steve is moving from Nashville to Fort Myers, Florida. He loves BBQ, coffee & bad puns, and is an inspector for homeland security. ~Alex, Nashville, TN

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Steve, everyone admyers you for moving out of town.”
2) “You won’t ever see another tennis match, now that you’re leaving Tennis-see! And the barbecues in Fort Myers certainly won’t be as good as in Noshville!”
3) “Steve’s love of caffeine sometimes gets in the way of catching terrorists. For example, he was a bit confused when he thought the Lybian dictator was Moammar Good-Coffee (Khadaffi, get it? …yikes)!”