If someone in Greektown planted a maple on Canada Day, would you say he was being Pape-tree-otic?
Does Toronto allow incompetents to colour its main street green for St. Patrick's Day? No, only the good dye Yonge.
So what if I have dirty feet - I'm a Tar-on-toenian!
Which airport is a haven for body art? Pearson.
Chief Julian Fontina is no longer the big cheese.
On which street is the tapwater too hot? Bathurts!
Which avenue has a high crime rate? Steeles!
There's a lotta skanks livin' in the Be-ach-es.
"All I know is that amalgamation was mega-shitty."
You can always get a taxi in Cabbagetown.
Nicknamed 'The Big Spoke', Toronto is a haven for bike couriers.
Why are one-armed visitors not welcome in Toronto? Because after SARS they needed more two-wrists!
Check out the hip-hop art exhibit at the Hey G Yo.
The baseball strike devastated Toronto's large homerless population.
When Rosie quit the paper, all other columnists followed suit - it was the DiManno effect.
When the yo-yo college opened in Toronto, the politicians exclaimed "Finally, we're a whirled-class city!"
I wouldn't mind a romp in Susan's Hay.
Which CityPulse reporter never takes time off? Daley.
Which hospital's name is misspelt? [Sic] Kids!
Are there a lot of topless women on the T-T-C?
Is Toronto renowned for its good scuba waters? Yes it's known for diver-city!
Where in Toronto does Senator Clinton fear to tread? In the Dissed Hillary district!
Potheads were upset when the TTC eliminated the subway tokin.
Which football team simply cannot deliver? The Cargo-nots.
I was riding the Danforth subway and became embarrassed when I got a massive erection at Cockswell station.
When the police barged in and raided the office of the suburban mayor, he hollered "I take Uxbridge with this!"
Why don't ginos wear more denim?
If McCallion gets re-elected will her nickname be Her-again Hazel?
My pillow burst in Downspew station.
Does Honest Hed want to legalize prostitution?
Those who foolishly forget Moses' influence among Toronto media must suffer from AlZnaimer's.
When discussing Toronto newspeople, the anchor of Toronto 1 is definitely worth a Ben-chin.
Is there mythical beauty on Toronto's Centaur Island?
Which CBC personality detests alcoholic cider? George Strongbow-awfulis!
Which CBC personality controls the people like a puppet-master? George Strungup-populous!
The crowd could tell Elizabeth II had chunked up, after her motorcade passed along the Queen's-weigh.
It seems everyone wants to be a prostitute in Mimic-ho .
You can find Rick James on Black Freak Drive.
Parking is strictly enforced on Carlaw.
Nothing stinks like the Reeko Coliseum.
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