If you're crafty, then you don't have to get a Ph.D. You can get a masters degree and then just doctor it.

"Man that coarse was rough!"

If you write an exam in a freezing cold room then you might end up as a testicle.

When did you flunk out of Cannibal U? It was in my fleshman year.

Why does a lexicographer's pants have holes in the crotch and the lower leg? Because they're dick-shin-airy.

How do you greet a Grade 8 student? With a junior 'hi'.

It was just a pile of shit, my mass-turd's degree.

I'll miss going to medical school... without it my life will be MD.

My friend James loves going to Jim class.

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