Alpaca Puns
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See most recent animal puns When they depicted Mohammad's alpaca in a Danish newspaper cartoon, it was an insult to 'is llama. They crossed a camel, an alpaca and cow - and got what? A llamadairy. "Don't bother loading up the llama - Alpaca light!" Mr. Kurtz went mad in the jungle and starting kissing dozens of llamas. They made a movie of it, called Alpaca Lips Now. Do llamas love hockey? Yes, they're all-pucka! A llama's favourite video game? AlPaca-man. The bestiality fugitive spent years on the llama. Alpacas invented llama-nation. Does an alpaca's doorbell go 'llama-llama-ding-dong'? |