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When asked who he'd like to play in the upcoming summer blockbuster about classical music, Arnold Schwarzenegger replied - "I'll be Bach!"

When working as an usher in a theatre, he was approached by a patron bearing ticket B-75. Arnold pointed and said - "Aisle B... back!"

When his Islamic shawarma-meat got overcooked, he complained to the falafel-man - "Halal be black!"

When eating lobster and his bib got pierced by a wayward auger, Arnold was quite annoyed. He said - "Awl... bib - ack!"

When asked whether he feared Nazism would make a comeback, he gave an anxious look and said - "Heil be back!"

When asked by the grocer what kind of cheese he wanted and in what form, he replied - "All brie; block!"

When asked whether there would be another pink-eye epidemic, he replied - "Eye'll be back!"

When asked what his favourite Asian stew was, he said - "Old bean bok-choi!" [ok that's quite enough]


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