About Dr. Pun
The Gourd Doctor, age undisclosed, is no ordinary pun-king. Born Dick Pound, he was a studious introvert who had dreams of becoming a speech pathologist. But as an intern he suffered a trauma when a radioactive dictionary fell from a high shelf onto his head. Like a tennis star who owns a purse, he was Bjorn into a new purse-owna! He now works in his underground lab-oratory and buys many red hats - because of his firm hat-red for the Pun Gents. Dr. Pun plots the Gents' downfall because he alone realizes what they are: Crumb-Bum Gents! Like coral reefs located near Stonehenge, England, he loves puns and will use as many as he needs to in order to get reef-henge!

Dr. Pun's faves
latest act of boldness: hijacking the PunShine Girl page!
why he hates Pat and Rhain: "They think they're so clever. They use their talents to get women and popularity, meanwhile my own punning has left me ostracized - you might even say ostrich-sized! But like a hirsute musician, they'll soon learn who's the clef-hair one!"
turn-offs: "the Bird Hall of Fame - that's a real tern-HOF!'"
turn-ons: "the beautiful but misguided PunShines! The Pun Gents don't deserve such wit on their feeble pages!"

To contribute to my campaign of vitriol, visit me in my secret lair!